If you’re back again, welcome back. If you are just joining me now, I’m unboxing Lovehoney and Womanizer’s 24-day adult advent calendar. This set, aimed at couples, retails for £149 at Lovehoney UK and $199 at Lovehoney US and contains £457/$530 worth of products! You can read the entire series here.
For the next 24 days, I’ll open one door each day and tell you a little about the item inside in a mini review with product info, pros and cons.
This is Day 3.
Lovehoney Advent Calendar 2024 Day #3: Silicone Textured Dildo

Today’s box revealed a bright red silicone dildo with a curved shaft, gentle rippling texture on the underside, and slightly pronounced head. It also has a suction cup base and a hollow space where you can insert the bullet vibrator from Day 1.
Product Info

- Material: Silicone
- Colour: Scarlet red
- Body safe? Yes, silicone is body-safe and non-porous
- Waterproof: Yes, there is no motor and the material is non-porous so you can safely use this toy in water
- Size: 6″ length, 1.2″ diameter at widest point
- Speeds/patterns: N/A
- Lube-compatible: Water-based lube is best
- Cleaning: Sterile wipe, warm water and antibacterial soap, or boiling
- RRP if bought as a single item: A similar product retails for £24.99
Pros
- Soft and flexible
- Petite size makes it unthreatening for a beginner
- Lovely curve, ideal for targeted G-spot or prostate stimulation
- Large base makes the toy anal safe
- Works with or without the bullet vibe from Day 1 (or any suitably sized bullet in your collection)
- Texturing adds additional internal stimulation
Cons
- Bullet vibe has a tendency to get stuck and be hard to remove (pro tip: lube it first!)
- Base is too small for the toy to be harness-compatible
Verdict

A great basic textured dildo! These kits are really aimed at people who are newer to toys/sexual exploration, and this item’s thoughtful design and small-ish size make it ideal for a first dildo. I would like to see a slightly larger base to make it harness-compatible, though.
Thanks to Lovehoney for sending me the 24 day Lovehoney x Womanizer Sex Toy Advent Calendar to review. All views are mine (with occasional input from Mr C&K!) Affiliate links appear in this post.