I’m unboxing Lovehoney and Womanizer’s 2024 24-day adult advent calendar day by day and bringing you a mini review of what’s inside each of the little boxes.
This calendar retails for £149 at Lovehoney UK and $199 at Lovehoney US, and contains £457/$530 worth of products! Don’t wait too long if you want one, because they normally sell out by mid-November.
Today is Day 4.
Lovehoney Advent Calendar 2024 Day #4: TPE Penis Stroker
Day 4’s box contains a TPE penis stroker, complete with a slot along the side to add the bullet vibrator from Day 1 (or any other bullet in your collection) if you want to.

Product Info
- Material: Thermoplastic elastomer (TPE), a kind of soft plastic
- Colour: Translucent white
- Body safe? Ish. TPE is generally non-toxic but it is porous, which means it will harbour bacteria and cannot be fully sterilised. Don’t share it and don’t expect it to last forever. I recommend upgrading to a silicone stroker when you can.
- Waterproof: Yes, you can use this toy in water safely, though it may damage the material more quickly.
- Size: 4″ length but stretchy
- Speeds/patterns: N/A
- Lube-compatible: Water-based lube is best
- Cleaning: Warm water and antibacterial soap. Dusting the toy with a little cornstarch after cleaning and drying may help to extend its life.
- RRP if bought as a single item: This exact product is not available, but a similar item retails for £34.99
Pros
- A decent introduction to strokers if you’ve never used one before
- Ability to use with the bullet vibrator from Day 1, transforming it into a vibrating stroker
- Very stretchy to accommodate most penis sizes
- Nice internal texturing that hugs and stimulates the entire shaft of your penis
Cons
- Weird powdery texture that feels horrible on my hands
- Material cannot be fully sterilised
- Unlikely to last long
Verdict
It’s fine for what it is, but I would much prefer it were made of a non-porous material like silicone. Again: if you like the sensation, upgrade to a silicone stroker for a toy that will last you a lifetime and be far more hygienic.
Thanks to Lovehoney for sending me the 24 day Lovehoney x Womanizer Sex Toy Advent Calendar to review. All views are mine (with occasional input from Mr C&K!) Affiliate links appear in this post.