Most years, I try out one of Lovehoney’s adult advent calendars and write a day-by-day mini review series. This year, I received the Lovehoney x Womanizer 24 Day Couples’ Advent Calendar. This set, primarily aimed at (cishet) couples and those without a lot of experience with toys, retails for £149 at Lovehoney UK and $199 at Lovehoney US and contains £457/$530 worth of products.

Today is Day 15!

Lovehoney Advent Calendar 2024 Day #15: Plastic Massager

Today’s item is a handheld plastic massager. It’s red and sparkly, and has a central handle and then four arms each with a spherical bulb on the end to get deep into all those muscles and knots. On its own, this item retails for £5.99.

Pros

• Light weight and ergonomic design make it comfortable to hold and use
• Great way to give a deeper massage, especially if your hands or wrists get tired or sore
• Flexible options – use one, two, or all four ends at once for different sensations
• Really good for getting properly into sore muscles!
• Basically zero maintenance – just wash off excess massage oil after use and you’re good to go

Cons

• Because it’s hard plastic, you need to be a little bit careful – you could possibly hurt someone if you press too hard. We’re not talking “serious injury” here, but maybe “nasty bruise.”

Verdict

I already have something very similar from a previous calendar, and it’s often within reach because it does wonders for my sore neck when I’ve been sitting at the computer for too long. Partners have also really enjoyed having it used on them.

I really like this one. And it’s sparkly, which never hurts my opinion of a product!

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