With just eight days to go of this year’s adult advent calendar series, we’re definitely into the home stretch now. I have been unboxing Lovehoney and Womanizer’s 2024 24-day adult advent calendar, which retails for £149 at Lovehoney UK and $199 at Lovehoney US, and contains £457/$530 worth of products, day by day and creating a mini review of everything inside.
Day 16? Let’s do this.

Lovehoney Advent Calendar 2024 Day #16: Micro Wand Vibrator
Today’s product is a micro wand vibrator. Look how tiny it is!

Product Info
- Material: Plastic body. I thought the head material was probably silicone but wasn’t 100% sure, so I flame-tested it and based on what I know about deciphering flame test results I think I’m correct
- Colour: Black
- Body safe? Yes, assuming it is indeed silicone
- Waterproof: No
- Size: 4.5″ in total length
- Speeds/patterns: 3 speeds, 7 patterns
- Lube-compatible: Water-based lube is best
- Cleaning: Wipe the head with a body-safe sterile wipe (do not submerge this toy in water)
- RRP if bought as a single item: £19.99 for something similar
Pros

- Small and discreet
- Flexible neck for easy positioning
- Easy user interface and satisfyingly clicky buttons
Cons

- Requires batteries, which are not included (2 x AAA)
- Not waterproof
- Vibrations not particularly powerful
- Buzzy as fuck
Verdict
I think people see “wand vibrator” and assume that it’s going to be powerful. But this isn’t a wand in any meaningful sense. This is a wand. This tiny little thing, though, is just a crappy vibrator with a weak and buzzy motor designed to look like a micro version of a wand.
Thanks to Lovehoney for sending me the 24 day Lovehoney x Womanizer Sex Toy Advent Calendar to review. All views are mine (with occasional input from Mr C&K!) Affiliate links appear in this post.