I have no idea where the idea of “Anal August” originated, and I have to assume it was initially a marketing ploy to promote either sex toys or content. Regardless, it seems to be here to stay and virtually every sex toy retailer I work with is running some kind of related promotion. This means it’s a pretty good time to buy anal toys! Choosing the best anal beads, butt plug, prostate massager, or other anal toys for your needs can be a minefield, though, with thousands of products of varying quality flooding the market.
That’s why I’m going to be running a series of anal-themed buying guides throughout August to help you. Today we’re looking at anal beads.
What Are Anal Beads?
In a nutshell, anal beads are sex toys made up of a string of beads (anything from 3 beads up to 10+) that go up your butt. They usually end in a base, ring, or similar handle. This is both for safety (more on this below!) and to make it easier to hold and manipulate the beads. Most anal beads are tapered, with the smallest beads towards the tip and the largest beads towards the base. There are exceptions, though.
Unlike butt plugs – which are designed to be inserted and then left alone for a period of time – anal beads are designed to be inserted and removed repeatedly, much like you would with a dildo. Most people prefer to do this fairly slowly and gradually rather than hard and fast thrusting, but you can experiment to see what feels best to you. In this way, the beads stimulate the sensitive nerve endings around the entrance to your butt as well as those inside. If you are someone who has a prostate – that’s most people who were assigned male at birth – then anal beads can also be a great way to stimulate this incredibly sensitive and pleasurable area.
Some people say that using a set of anal beads during sex or masturbation and then pulling them out at the point of climax intensifies their orgasm.
What to Look For When Choosing the Best Anal Beads for You
First and foremost, it is important to make sure the anal beads you are choosing are safe. There are three main things you should look for to help you choose safe anal beads:
- A body-safe material such as silicone, glass, or stainless steel. Avoid toxic materials such as jelly, PVC, rubber, and soft plastics. It is particularly important to avoid porous materials (including TPE and TPR) for anal toys as it is impossible to get them completely clean. In addition, avoid toys where the beads are threaded together with string or similar. This, too, is impossible to sterilise and can be a vector for introducing bacteria and potential infection to your body.
- A flared or otherwise large base. This is extremely important for any anal toy. Without it, the toy can get lost or stuck inside your body, which can be a serious medical emergency.
- Beads that are well-made. The material should be free from any rough or uneven areas and there should be no cracks, tears, or other damage.
After that, it’s largely a matter of preference. Do you prefer girthier or slimmer toys? Longer or shorter ones? Softer or firmer textures? Silicone beads are softer and more flexible than glass or metal, but harder materials can provide more intense sensations. They also offer other fun possibilities such as temperature play. Do you want your anal beads to have a vibrating option?
How to Use Anal Beads Pleasurably and Safely
Using anal beads is pretty easy, but once you’ve selected your toy there are a few things you need to be aware of to ensure you have a safe and fun time.
First, adequate lubrication is essential. A water-based lube is best for use with anal toys, especially if the toys are made of silicone. You might want to choose a thicker, gel-type lubricant for anal play.
It’s also important to start slowly. Anal play can be intense, but it should not be painful. If something feels wrong, stop or adjust. And never, ever force something inside before your butt is ready. This can tear the delicate tissue and lead to pain, bleeding, and ongoing complications.
Finally, hygiene is even more important when it comes to anal sex toys. I recommend sterilising your toys between uses (the boiling method is best for silicone toys.) At a minimum, wipe them with a body-safe sterile wipe and then give them a good wash with soap and water. Never use a toy vaginally or orally after it has been used in a butt until it has been fully sterilised. Check your toys before you use them and, if there are any rips, tears, cracks, or other damage to the material, retire them.
About This List
This is by no means meant to be a comprehensive list of all the quality anal beads toys out there. There are thousands – tens of thousands, probably – of variations of these products available, and the best anal beads for you will always be a somewhat subjective decision. Instead, this is designed to help guide you towards some of the versions that might suit you depending on your requirements.
Everything listed here is from a manufacturer/retailer I trust, and links are affiliate links. This means I make a small commission on your purchases at no additional cost to you. I do not work for or claim to represent any of these companies, and any purchase you make is a contract with them and not with me.
Everything I recommend here is made of a body-safe material and is, to the best of my knowledge, safe for normal use. Where possible, I have tried to provide options at a range of price points. Products in lists are ordered from the cheapest to the most expensive.
With that said, let’s get going.
Best Basic Silicone Anal Beads
Basic silicone anal beads are ideal if you’re on a budget or just exploring anal beads for the first time. There are countless options on the market in this category, but here are a few I trust:
- Tracey Cox Supersex Silicone Beaded Anal Prober (£12.99 from Lovehoney UK, $16.99 from Lovehoney US)
- Lovehoney Ignite Silicone Anal Beads (£14.99 from Lovehoney UK, $19.99 from Lovehoney US)
- ROMP Amp Silicone Anal Beads (£16.99 from Lovehoney UK, $15.99 from Lovehoney US)
- Naughty Bits Butt Balls Anal Beads ($34.99 from Babeland and Good Vibes)
- Rascal Toys Anal Baller Starter (£35.16 from Sex Toys UK)
Best Glass Anal Beads
Glass is a fantastic material for sex toys. It is smooth, rigid and unyielding and also allows you to play with temperature by warming it up or cooling it down if you want to.
- Quintessence Glass Beaded Anal Slider ($26.99 from Babeland and Good Vibes)
- Jewels Beads ($31.95 from Babeland and Good Vibes)
- Chrystalino Beaded Glass Plug ($32.99 from Peepshow Toys)
- Lovehoney Sensual Glass Iridescent Anal Beads (£34.99 from Lovehoney UK, $39.99 from Lovehoney US)
- Gläs Double-Ended Glass Dildo with Anal Beads (£56/$69 from Shevibe)
Best Metal Anal Beads
Metal, like glass, is rigid and perfect for temperature play. Some people also find its aesthetic incredibly sexy! Stainless steel is the best material for metal sex toys, though other metals (aluminium is a popular choice) can work for most people as long as you don’t have an allergy, and may be cheaper.
- B-Vibe Silver Anal Beads with Purple Stone ($40 from B-Vibe)
- B-Vibe Stainless Steel Anal Beads ($100 from Babeland and Good Vibes)
- Njoy Fun Wand Double Ended Stainless Steel Dildo (£94/£120 from Shevibe)
- Le Wand Swerve Beaded Stainless Steel Dildo ($135 from Le Wand, Babeland and Good Vibes)
- Njoy Disco 316 ($180 from Peepshow Toys)
Best Vibrating Anal Beads
Vibrators aren’t just for clits. Adding vibrations to your anal beads can take your butt pleasure to an entirely new level. Here are some of the best vibrating anal beads currently on the market in my opinion, including both close-range and remote control options.
- VeDo Earthquaker ($61 from Peepshow Toys)
- Nexus Tornado Vibrating and Rotating Anal Beads (£89.99 from Lovehoney UK, $99.99 from Lovehoney US)
- B-Vibe Triplet ($145 from B-Vibe, £125/$155 from Shevibe)
- Lovense Ridge App-Controlled Vibrating and Rotating Anal Beads (£139.99 from Lovehoney UK, $149.99 from Lovehoney US)
- B-Vibe Cinco ($170 from B-Vibe, £139.99/$185 from Shevibe)
Best Long Anal Beads
Sometimes you want a little (or a lot) extra depth! These are some of the best anal beads measuring at least 9″ in length.
- Bondara 14″ Silicone Anal Beads (£9.99 from Bondara)
- Lovehoney Classic 10″ Silicone Anal Beads (£12.99 from Lovehoney UK, $19.99 from Lovehoney US)
- Blush Luxe 12.5″ Silicone Anal Beads (£18/$22 from Shevibe)
- Blush Performance 16″ Silicone Anal Beads ($24.99 from Peepshow Toys)
- Sportsheets Sex & Mischief 9″ Silicone Anal Beads (£26/$32 from Shevibe)
Best Girthy Anal Beads
If girth matters as much or more to you than length, you’ll love these girthy anal beads.
- Oxy Big Anal Beads ($30 for large size from Oxy)
- Cannonballs Giant Silicone Anal Beads (£34.99 from Lovehoney UK, $44.99 from Lovehoney US)
- Boneyard Ass Ballz Big Silicone Anal Beads ($36.95 for medium size – £73.95 for extra large from Peepshow Toys)
- Rascal Toys Anal Baller Professional (£70.36 from Sex Toys UK)
Best Slimline Anal Beads
On the other hand, perhaps slimmer anal beads are more comfortable and pleasurable for you. If so, these are some of the best anal beads with a diameter of 1″ or less.
- Bondara String Bean Silicone Anal Beads (£11.99 from Bondara)
- Bing Bang Silicone Anal Beads in Small (£14/$17 from Shevibe)
- ROMP Amp Silicone Anal Beads (£16.99 from Lovehoney UK, $15.99 from Lovehoney US)
- Rocks Off Petite Sensations Anal Beads (£19.99 from Lovehoney UK, $26.99 from Lovehoney US)
- Tantus Ripple in Small ($28.99 from Peepshow Toys)
Best Curved Anal Beads
Curved anal beads are a particularly great choice for directly targeting the prostate, which is located a couple of inches inside the rectum (below the bladder) towards the front wall.
- Tracey Cox Supersex Silicone Beaded Anal Prober (£12.99 from Lovehoney UK, $16.99 from Lovehoney US)
- Blush Anal Adventures Platinum Silicone Anal Beads (£19/$24 from Shevibe)
- Lovehoney 12 Function Bendable Anal Beads (£49.99 from Lovehoney UK, $54.99 from Lovehoney US)
- Gender X Beaded Pleasure (£53/$65 from Shevibe)
- Njoy Fun Wand Double Ended Stainless Steel Dildo (£94/£120 from Shevibe)
Best Anal Beads Sets
Perhaps you’re new to anal beads and not sure what you like yet, or maybe you’re just in the mood for different things on different days. The best anal beads sets offer toys in a range of sizes.
- Satisfyer Silicone Anal Love Beads ($29.99 from Babeland and Good Vibes)
- Bondara 10 Function Anal Set (£37.99 from Bondara)
- Drop Kick Large Anal Trainer Beads Set ($69.99 from Peepshow Toys)
Best Anal Beads Under £20/$25
Depending on the features and materials you’re looking for, anal beads – like all sex toys – can be expensive. However, they needn’t be if you’re just after something fairly basic. Sadly, a lot of cheap sex toys on the market are poorly made or use unsafe materials. Here are five of the best anal beads retailing for under £20 or $25.
- Tracey Cox Supersex Silicone Beaded Anal Prober (£12.99 from Lovehoney UK, $16.99 from Lovehoney US)
- Bing Bang Silicone Anal Beads in Small (£14/$17 from Shevibe)
- Lovehoney Ignite Silicone Anal Beads (£14.99 from Lovehoney UK, $19.99 from Lovehoney US)
- ROMP Amp Silicone Anal Beads (£16.99 from Lovehoney UK, $15.99 from Lovehoney US)
- Evolved Novelties Sweet Treat Silicone Anal Beads (£18/$22 from Shevibe)
Hopefully this guide has helped to demystify the buying process and help you to choose the best anal beads for you! What buying guides do you want to see from me in the future?