My sex kit is a weird place. There are the usual suspects, yes – dildos and vibrators aplenty, lube and condoms and dams, paddles and crops and canes (oh my!) But amidst these, there are a few truly unexpected items. I thought it might be fun to share some of them, and the stories behind them, with you all.
1. A balaclava
Here’s a confession for you: I’m kinda ridiculously into hard, dark and scary consensual non-consent (“CNC”) scenes. In particular, I’m really into home-invasion scenarios where a masked stranger breaks in and does all kinds of terrible things to poor helpless me. Him covering his face with a balaclava, with just small eye-and-mouth-holes cut in it, not only adds to the creepy vibe but also helps with the suspension of disbelief – it’s all much hotter if I can forget, even for a few moments, that it’s actually my loving partner under that mask.
Alternate use: a bondage hood without the price tag.
2. A bag of chocolate-coated coffee beans
A pick-me-up after hard play (or any play!) is important. It helps to regulate blood-sugar, bring you back down to earth gently, and stave off the potential for sub- or Top-drop. Chocolate coffee beans combine pretty much two of my favourite things, and the combination of sugar and caffeine is great for a quick energy boost. I’m usually allowed a few of them after a play session.
3. A medical thermometer
Another thing I go absolutely mad for is medical play scenes. Something about being “examined” by a filthy minded doctor or experimented upon by a mad scientist (whose “research” inevitably involves extensive sexual frustration) just drives me absolutely wild. The thermometer is used to measure the temperature of my cunt as more and more depraved things are done to me. (We also have swabs, which he uses to take “samples” of my wetness).
4. Drum brushes
Drum brushes look a little something like this. They’re apparently used by drummers to get softer sounds than regular drumsticks. In our world, though, they’re viciously stingly hitty things… and also perfect for poking into inner thighs to keep a naughty subby’s legs spread.
5. A plastic disposable shower curtain
I love hot wax play, but it’s messy as fuck. (Ask me about the time I nearly destroyed my ex’s shower). We don’t really want flakes of wax getting all over our bedroom floor, and venue owners certainly don’t want it getting all over their nice clean club. So we keep a big plastic shower curtain (the kind you can buy for a quid from Wilkos or Poundland) in the bag, and it works perfectly as a huge, easy-clean-up, easy-disposal wax play sheet.
Also useful for blood play, watersports, food play, and extensive squirters.
What about everyone else?
Just for fun, I also threw this out on Twitter and to some of the perves I know. Here’s just a handful of my favourite answers…
Binder clips for nipples. ?
— Kinkster_Truth (@Kinkster_Truth) April 8, 2018
20-sided dice. pic.twitter.com/svJxENW9dI
— Master Venture (21+) (@Master_Venture) April 8, 2018
An IKEA fish slice. (It’s an excellent paddle with a silicone coating and low air resistance.)
— Bi NonBinary Kink (@BiNBKink) April 8, 2018
Meat pulling claws and the Pound shop exfoliation gloves. For scratches and scritches; also pretending to be a bear/ Wolverine.
— Valeria Messalina (@ViperaMessalina) April 8, 2018
In my hook up kit – tea bags (dates always only have coffee apparently)
In my toybag – twine, 10c coins, cotton balls, a bag of laddered thigh high stockings, possum tail, high heel locks
— Siren Vandoll ?Birthday April 30!! (@thesensiren) April 8, 2018
“Plastic cups – for degradation play involving withholding toilet privilege then making me pee in a cup in the garden.” – Anonymous
“Sometimes a small jar of honey – the little ones you get at hotels, in case I drop on the way home and need a pick-me-up.” – Anonymous
“Some condoms from Japan. I’ve never been to Japan.” – Anonymous
I’m still taking answers if you’d like to tweet me and share yours!
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