Can I guest blog for you?

If you’ve got a great idea for a post, pitch me during an open reading period. If I love your idea and style, I’ll publish it and pay you a small fee.

Will you answer my sex/relationship question for me?

I’ll try! Get in touch. I reserve the right to answer questions publicly on the blog, with any identifying information stripped out. If you do not want this, please say so – but understand that may mean you need to wait a little longer for a response. If I can’t help with your particular issue, I probably know someone who can.

Can I advertise my product or service on your site?

Maybe! Check out my Work With Me page for details on the services I offer.

How can I support you?

  • Buy me a virtual coffee.
  • Shop with my affiliates via links in posts or the banner ads in the right hand sidebar.
  • Purchase advertising space on my site.
  • Share your favourite posts from the blog with your friends on social media.
  • Follow me on Twitter and retweet me.
  • Friend me on Fetlife. [No message required!]
  • Commission me to write something for you.
  • Sponsor a post.
  • Invite me to speak at your event.

Will you write about [my specific kink?]

Maybe if it’s also of interest to me. Otherwise, you’re welcome to commission a bespoke story – hit me up for a no-obligation quote.

Can I meet you?

Unless you’re coming to one of the events I go to, no, sorry.

Is Amy Norton your real name?

It’s the name I’ve told you to call me, so yes – as far as it’s any of your business, it is my real name.

Can I send you a dick pic?

Please don’t. It will be deleted and I’ll block you.