Update: The Noje Wand was originally sent to me by The Pleasure Garden, a wonderful feminist sex-shop with an inclusive, safety-first ethos. This version of the Noje Wand is no longer available, but a purple version with two attachments is still available as the Noje Delite from Sex Toys UK, retailing for £53.06.
So pretty!
Can we just take a second to acknowledge how pretty this colour is? In an endless sea of the same colours again and again, toys that do something surprising and different aesthetically are a big hit. I love this green, which I can’t decide if it’s mint or turquoise.
Noje Wand: Details
The Noje is brought to us by Blush Novelties, who make a bunch of other awesome products including my favourite bullet vibrator of all time.
The Noje Wand mini vibrator is a teeny-tiny little thing. It is just 13cm in length, and fits completely in my (also small) hand. It looks like a very miniature version of the classic wand vibrator shape, only with a curved handle. Weighing in at just 67g, the Noje is a great choice if heavier toys are difficult for you.
The body of the toy is ABS plastic and it has a silicone cap which fits over the head. This makes it 100% body-safe and non-porous. The silicone cap pops off and back on easily, so you can wash it thoroughly or even boil-sterilise if you wish.
The Noje Magic Wand is rechargeable via a magnetic cable (included,) and is fully waterproof.
The Noje Wand Packs a Punch!
Don’t let the small size fool you – the Noje Wand has some serious power behind it.
Blush consistently use incredibly good motors in their toys. The Noje Magic Wand is no exception. It has ten settings in total, five constant vibration speeds and five patterns. The lower levels start out with a deep rumble, building up to some impressive power at the higher speeds.
Of course, as this toy is so small you don’t get quite the same level of broad stimulation that you’d get with a full-size wand. However, if you’re after something a little less pinpoint than a bullet but still good and powerful, the Noje Magic Wand delivers.
Flexible Neck
I’m torn on the flexible neck design of this toy. On the one hand, it’s great because it means you can angle the toy precisely and get it exactly where you want it. The downside, though, is that many of us – me included – like to press a toy hard against our vulva, and the flex here makes it hard to do so.
It’s not really inherently good or bad – it’s just a thing to be aware of. You know best whether it is likely to be a plus or minus for you.
Simple Interface
The Noje Magic Wand operates on a one-button interface, which sits in the base of the toy. You hold the button down to switch the toy on, press it to cycle through the patterns and speeds, and hold it down again to switch the toy off.
You may know that I’m not a huge fan of a one-button interface. I prefer to be able to scroll back through settings, rather than having to cycle all the way back through to go back to one I liked or dial it down a notch.
The button itself is in a sensible place, large enough to press easily, and makes a satisfying click.
Other Things of Note
The battery life of this toy is decent. I got about 90 minutes of use out of a full charge (which took around 2 hours.)
Noise-wise, the Noje Wand is very quiet for the amount of power you get. On full power, I cannot hear it from outside my closed bedroom door. If a full-size wand is too noisy for your needs (perhaps you live with roommates or have kids asleep in the next room) this is a great choice.
One thing I did notice about this toy is that it tends to get very warm. The head started getting noticably hot after about ten minutes of continuous use. It wasn’t hot enough to hurt me or anything, and the toy continued functioning just fine, but I do worry about what consistent high level use might be doing to the motor if it heats up that quickly.
Noje Wand: Verdict
Despite some little issues, the Noje Wand is a winner overall! It packs a lot of power into a small, discreet and super-cute package. Yet another brilliant addition to Blush’s strong line-up of quality and affordable products.
Thank you to The Pleasure Garden for sending me the Noje Magic Wand in exchange for an honest review. Affiliate links appear in this post. As always, all opinions and experiences are my own!