[Toy Review] Tu Mando Rosé Sonic Bloom

After almost a decade in this industry, it’s rare that I look at a sex toy and go “huh, that’s something I’ve never seen before!” But that’s exactly the reaction I had to the Tu Mando Rosé Sonic Bloom. This cutie landed in my review queue recently along with the Tu Mando Leaf necklace vibrator, which I reviewed last week.

Tu Mando red silicone rose vibrator viewed from the side

Yes, it’s another iteration on the surprisingly enduring “rose” trend. No, it’s not just more of the same!

What is the Tu Mando Rosé Sonic Bloom?

The Tu Mando Rosé Sonic Bloom is a two-part toy that looks like a rose with a handle. The “stem” part is a traditional vibrator suitable for either internal or external use, while the flower part has a raised pearl that rotates beneath the silicone, designed for clitoral stimulation.

This toy is made of body-safe silicone in (what else?) rose red. It measures just over 5″ in total length, 2.44″ across the rose head, and 1.37″ in diameter at the widest insertable point.

The Tu Mando Rosé is IPX7 waterproof, making it suitable for use in the bath or shower. It is rechargeable, with a full charge giving 60-90 minutes of runtime depending on what settings you’re using.

What I Liked About the Tu Mando Rosé

Tu Mando red rose "Sonic Bloom" vibrator

The handle/stem part of the Tu Mando Rosé is a good vibrator. I was surprised, when I turned it on, how powerful it is. It’s also moderately rumbly. The stem is insertable, and the flexible join between the head and stem makes it easy to position comfortably. The three raised ridges on the underside of the stem provide additional clitoral stimulation if you’re using it externally.

Let’s talk about the real gem of this toy, though: the rotating pearl head.

I’ve said before that there is no such thing as a toy that accurately mimics cunnilingus. I stand by that. The warmth and wetness of a mouth and the precise feel of a tongue is almost impossible to replicate with the technology we currently have. This toy, though? I might go as far as to say it’s the closest a toy has come so far to replicating that sensation. The rhythmic rotating of the pearl reminds me of a partner’s tongue moving in circles on my clit, especially if I hold it lightly against my vulva.

The texturing on the “face” of the rose also really adds to the clitoral pleasure this toy provides. Sensation-wise, this is a toy for a long, slow session and a gradual build-up. The sensation rises slowly, almost teasingly, giving me the kind of orgasm that takes a while but is more than worth the pay-off. No matter how long I use it, I don’t get numb or overstimulated. And if I need a little more intensity to get over the edge, as I sometimes do? No need to grab another toy, I just spin it around and use that lovely stem vibrator.

Lubrication is essential with this one. Slather it generously over the entire head of the toy for the best experience.

Ergonomically, this toy is comfortable to hold and use. It’s light, the handle is a good size and shape, and the head provides a useful handhold when you’re using the stem.

Anything I Didn’t Like?

Tu Mando Rose red rose vibrator

My main complaint about this toy is its noise. The vibrator’s noise is about at the level I’d expect, but the rotating pearl function makes a horrible whining noise that I find really difficult to tune out. I’ve sometimes had to put my headphones on when I’m using this toy. The volume isn’t super bad, but something about the frequency and consistency of the whining just really grates on my sensory-sensitive brain.

Though this toy has two buttons, they’re each functionally a one-button interface. The clitoral stimulator and the vibrating stem are each controlled by a single button. This means you have to cycle through all the settings (three speeds and seven patterns for the vibrator, two speeds and five patterns for the clitoral stimulator) to find your favourite. I’m not sure the rose head really needs so many patterns; apart from the two constant speeds, they all feel broadly the same.

The button placement (on the top side of the rose head) is a little weird. When I’m using the head end, I have to either pause or contort my hand at a weird angle to change the setting.

It’s kind of annoying to clean. All those lovely little ridges and folds, which admittedly (as I said above) enhance the sensation a lot, can trap fluids and bacteria. Take extra care in these areas when cleaning the toy.

Verdict

Minor annoyances aside, I absolutely love this toy!

My intrigued “huh, that’s different” when I realised what it does turned into an “oh, yes, absolutely” when I tried it out. It’s not only innovative and a little different from any other toy I’ve seen, but it actually gets the job done every time. The sensation is unlike any other toy I’ve tried and that sensation is, frankly, fucking fantastic.

The Tu Mando Rosé Sonic Bloom retails for £89/$119 and is available directly from Tu Mando. Use code AMY for 20% off any Tu Mando order.

Thanks to Tu Mando for sending me this product to review! All views, as always, are mine. Affiliate links appear in this post.

[Toy Review] Tu Mando Aurae Leaf Necklace Vibrator

Readers often ask me for recommendations for small, discreet, or travel-friendly toys. And it doesn’t get much more small and discreet than Tu Mando’s Aurae Leaf necklace vibrator.

But how does it perform?

Details

Tu Mando Leaf necklace vibrator

The Aurae Leaf from Tu Mando is a miniature clitoral vibrator shaped like, well, a leaf. It’s tiny, less than 2″ in total length, and weighs just 27g. It is made of bright red body-safe silicone, and has a loop attached so you can wear the vibrator as a necklace.

The Leaf is IPX7 waterproof, i.e. fully submersible in water. It is rechargeable via the magnetic connectors on the back and included cable.

What I Like About the Tu Mando Leaf Necklace Vibrator

Let’s look at the pros of this product first.

  • The design is aesthetically pleasing. I like the delicate leaf shape and the red and gold colourway. The overall vibe is one of luxury and premium quality.
  • The shape is excellent. You can either press the leaf flat against your clit, or use the soft and flexible tip for pinpoint stimulation.
  • It genuinely is tiny. If you’re looking for discretion or something that will take up almost no space in your travel bag, this does fit the bill.
  • Due to its small size, it is also easy to fit the Leaf necklace vibrator between bodies during penetration or other types of sex, if you like.
  • It’s pretty quiet, coming in at under 40dB on the highest settings.
  • It comes with a five year warranty so if anything goes wrong, you’re covered.
  • Tu Mando takes real care over packaging and presentation, adding to the luxurious feel when you receive and unbox the toy.

What I Don’t Like

Much as my overall first impressions were positive and I wanted to love the Aurae Leaf, it also has some major issues that make it more of a miss than a hit for me.

Tu Mando Leaf in the palm of a woman's hand to show how small it is

  • The “necklace vibrator” thing feels needlessly gimmicky. I’m not convinced you could wear it out and about without someone figuring out it’s a vibrator pretty quickly. I also can’t think of any good reason you’d want to wear a vibrator as a necklace (outside of, say, a sex party, where you wouldn’t need to hide what it is anyway.)
  • With 10 modes and a one-button interface, scrolling through to find the setting you like is annoying.
  • The button itself is tiny, flat, and difficult to press and to find without looking.
  • The motor. Oh, god, the motor. I wouldn’t expect something this size to be the most powerful toy in the world, but it must be possible to do better than this. The Tu Mando Aurae Leaf has the weakest, buzziest motor I’ve encountered in a very long time. Not only is it never going to give me an orgasm, I can barely even feel it. The motor is so, so bad it really outweighs everything good about this toy’s design.

Tu Mando Necklace Vibrator: Verdict

Unfortunately, this one is a no from me.

Despite the cute design and promising shape, the Tu Mando Leaf necklace vibrator’s motor is unforgivably bad. There’s no point making a toy to be small, discreet, and travel-friendly if it’s so weak you can barely feel it and so buzzy that, if you do get any sensation from it, you’ll be numbed out in minutes.

It’s pitched as “beginner-friendly,” but too often this is used as a cover for a crappy motor. Being new to toys doesn’t mean you want weak sensations! If anything, if this was my first toy I’d probably assume sex toys didn’t work for me and not bother with them again.

At £75 full price, this toy is egregiously overpriced for what it is.

The Leaf is available directly from Tu Mando. Use code AMY for 20% off any Tu Mando order.

Thanks to Tu Mando for sending me this product to test and review. All views, as always, are mine. Affiliate links appear in this post.

[Toy Review] Lovehoney Lick Me Vibrating Pussy Pump and Tongue Vibrator

It’s been a long time since I tried my first pussy pump. While I found the sensation itself just okay, the real benefit was in the extra sensitivity it left me with after use. So I was intrigued by the concept of combining pumping with direct clitoral stimulation. That’s why I requested the Lovehoney Lick Me Vibrating Pussy Pump and Tongue Vibrator to review.

Lovehoney Lick Me: Details

Lovehoney Lick Me pussy pump vibrator with tongue in purple

The Lovehoney Lick Me is a three-part toy: the main part features a pussy pump-style suction cup, with a flickering tongue inside it. The idea is that the cup sucks up a large part of the vulva, and the tongue stimulates the clit. The handle is also an insertable vibrator.

The Lick Me measures a hefty 10.2″ in total length. The insertable part of the handle/vibrator measures 5.5″ .

The main body, handle, and tongue are made of silicone. The pump cups are made of plastic with silicone rims. This toy is rechargeable, with a 2 hour charge giving around 80 minutes of runtime. It is splashproof but not fully waterproof, so don’t take this one in the bath or shower and don’t submerge it to clean.

The vibrating end offers 3 constant speeds and 5 patterns to choose from. There are also 8 patterns of tongue movement and 3 suction intensities.

What I Liked About The Lovehoney Lick Me

Lovehoney Lick Me pussy pump vibrator with tongue in purple

Before I dive into all the problems I have with this toy, let’s look at the things I did like.

  • The suction is effective and not too intense. When I can ignore the noise for long enough (see below), I do genuinely enjoy the sensation it provides. The on/off suction provides pulsing, rhythmical stimulation. I can see myself using this part of the toy, if nothing else, as a warm-up or to increase sensation on low sensitivity days.
  • When the vibrating end is switched on, it’s reasonably powerful and not overly buzzy.
  • The Lovehoney Lick Me comes with two suction cups of different sizes, to suit different anatomy. Also useful if you want to use it on your breasts and nipples! The cups being removable makes the toy easier to clean, too.

What I Didn’t Like About This Product

Lovehoney Lick Me pussy pump vibrator, close up view of buttons

Unfortunately, aside from those few positive points, things went sideways quickly when I started using this toy.

  • The “tongue” piece is located too far inside the suction cup. Even with it on full suction, it just barely managed to reach my clit. Other reviewers have commented that it didn’t make contact with their clitoris at all.
  • The sensation the tongue provides when it does make contact is pretty lackluster. Even on the highest setting, it felt frustratingly light and even the slightest pressure made the movements stop. When I tried the tongue without the suction cup in place, it had the same problem as so many so-called “tongue vibrators”: it’s just a bit of rigid silicone flicking back and forth, which feels more pokey than pleasurable
  • The noise it makes is horrible. Specifically, when the suction is on it makes a distracting noise I can best describe as a whine or a screech. It was so grating I found I could only really use the toy with my earphones in to block it out. Very far from ideal.
  • There are 4 buttons, but the controls still manage to be super annoying. There’s an on/off button, one to control the tongue, one to control the suction, and one to control the vibrating handle. There are no dual-directional controls for any of the features.
  • The Lovehoney Lick Me’s buttons are small, difficult to see, and difficult to press. It’s almost impossible to know which button you’re pushing without pausing to look, which breaks the flow and often results in changing completely the wrong setting. They have little markings on them, but they’re both tiny and mostly nonsensical.
  • Though the motor in the handle is decent, I also don’t really understand why it’s there. You can’t feel it through the top part of toy toy when using the suction and tongue, and it’s hardly an ergonomic toy to hold the other way around. I guess if you just wanted a toy that does as many different things as possible, it would make sense, but toys that try to do too many things often end up not doing any of them particularly well.
  • The toy is long, bulky, and heavy.
  • The battery life is poor.
  • At this price-point, I would expect the toy to be fully waterproof.

Verdict

Lovehoney Lick Me pussy pump vibrator, close up view of suction cup

This one had as lot of promise, but some pretty significant flaws in execution. I still like the idea, but the reality just doesn’t really work at least in this form. It’s also far too expensive for what it is.

I think I’m starting to have a real issue with “tongue toys” in general. They seem to be based on the premise that just shaping something vaguely like a human tongue is enough to convince a user that a toy feels like receiving cunnilingus. Thing is, neither our brains nor our vulvas are that stupid. A little plastic or silicone thing flicking back and forth or poking me in the clit doesn’t feel like a partner’s tongue, and it is an insult to users’ intelligence to claim it does.

Can the flicking sensation feel good? Sure. But let’s call it something else and stop pretending toys are convincing replacements for acts that can (currently, at least) only be done with human partners.

The Lick Me retails for £99.99/$99.99 and is available from Lovehoney UK or Lovehoney US.

Thanks to Lovehoney for sending me this product to review. All views and writing are mine. Affiliate links appear in this post.

[Toy Review] Creature Cocks Tentavibe

I’ve reviewed quite a few tentacle dildos at this point—especially considering I don’t even have a tentacle kink—but never a tentacle vibrator. But that’s about to change, because the Creature Cocks Tentavibe landed on my desk recently courtesy of Babeland. Let’s get into it.

What is the Creature Cocks Tentavibe?

The Creature Cocks Tentavibe is a tentacle vibrator measuring a lengthy 10.7″ in total (7.6″ insertable.) Despite its long length, the Tentavibe has a fairly narrow girth, coming in at 1.5″ in diameter at the widest point. It has a slight backwards curve ending in a forward-curving tapered tip. There are two rows of tentacle suckers along the front side of the vibrator, and the rest of the shaft is covered in rippling raised bumps and ridges.

Creature Cocks Tentavibe tentacle vibrator

The Tentavibe is made of body-safe silicone in a gorgeous, iridescent teal colour. The handle features a little screen which indicates the toy’s battery level and which of the 9 vibration modes it is set to.

This toy is rechargeable, with a 1-2 hour charge giving 45-60 minutes of runtime. It is IPX5 water resistant, which means it is splashproof but shouldn’t be taken into the bath/shower or submerged in water.

What I Liked About the Tentavibe Tentacle Vibrator

While I wasn’t initially super excited about the Tentavibe, once I unboxed it I quickly realised there were a lot of things about it I was going to like.

So you know the thing about tentacles? Even if, like me, you feel indifferent to them aesthetically, they can offer some very interesting things sensation-wise. I’m not that into heavily textured insertable toys, but the Tentavibe offers just the right level for folks who enjoy some texture without it being too extreme. The flexible shaft makes it comfortable to insert, and the hooked tip is ideal for intense, targeted G-spot stimulation.

Tentavibe tentacle vibrator by Creature Cocks

If you’re someone who prefers clitoral stimulation, the Tentavibe’s tentacles are absolutely dreamy for that. Thanks to the shape of the toy, you can either use it hand-held or put it underneath you and grind against its length. Oh, and that curved tip? Also absolutely incredible for lovers of pinpoint stimulation. When the power is turned up, this tip flicks rapidly back and forth and provides a sensation that’s somewhere between vibrating and tapping.

The other pleasant surprise about the Tentavibe? This thing is powerful. I wasn’t expecting much from the motor, but it’s packing some real power. When I switched it on, I had to check it wasn’t one of those weird designs where the toy switches on at the highest setting. But no, it just has a genuinely incredible motor—powerful and surprisingly rumbly.

Tip of the Creature Cocks Tentavibe

Some other things I like about the Tentavibe tentacle vibrator include:

  • The screen on the base. It not only makes it easy to remember your favourite settings by number, but also indicates how much battery you have left. Anyone who has ever had an orgasm thwarted by a toy dying at the wrong moment will understand the benefit here.
  • The ergonomic bulb shape of the handle, which is comfortable to hold even for lengthy sessions.
  • The toy is light
  • The motor is fairly quiet, particularly considering its impressive level of power.

Anything I Didn’t Like About the Creature Cocks Tentavibe?

Top down view of Tentavibe tentacle vibrator

This toy is a surprising winner, and I don’t have many negative things to say about it. Just a couple of small things to be aware of:

  • The battery life isn’t great. I can get off with this toy quickly, but I need to remember to charge it between uses due to the short runtime.
  • It has a single-button interface. While it only has 9 settings (3 speeds and 6 patterns,) it’s still annoying to have to scroll through them all to go back one step.
  • I would expect a toy of this price-point to be IPX7 waterproof, i.e. submersible and suitable for use in the bath or shower. I don’t really care about this personally as I almost never use toys while bathing, but it also makes it a bit of a pain to clean the Tentavibe between uses.

Tentavibe Tentacle Vibrator: Verdict

Overall, I have to rate the Tentavibe highly for both sensation and versatility. It’s rare to find a toy I rate for lovers of both internal and external stimulation, but this tentacle vibrator has a fantastic combo: powerful motor, great texture, incredible shape. I fully expected this to be a “test, review, never use it again, eventually pass it on to a friend” product, but I think it might enter my regular toy rotation.

The Tentavibe retails for $79.75 and is available from Babeland and Good Vibes.

Thanks to Babeland for sending me this product to review. All views are my own. Affiliate links appear in this post.

[Toy Review] Maia Toys Shroomie Mushroom Vibrator

Perhaps surprisingly, the Maia Toys Shroomie is actually the second mushroom vibrator to join my collection. When Babeland offered me some products to review, I was immediately drawn to the cute aesthetic, ergonomic-looking handle, and broad wand-like head of this small clitoral vibrator. But how did the Shroomie actually perform?

What is the Maia Toys Shroomie?

Maia Toys Shroomie mushroom vibrator

The Shroomie mushroom vibrator is part of Maia Toys’ “Trippy Toys” range. It measures just under 5″ in total length, with a head diameter of 2.2″. It is made of body-safe silicone, and is shaped like a little mushroom with a white stalk that’s slightly curved and wider at the bottom, and a red cap.

The Shroomie is rechargeable, with a full charge taking around 3 hours and giving 90-120 minutes of runtime. It is also IPX7 waterproof, i.e. submersible in water.

What I Like About This Cute Lil Mushroom Vibrator

While I was initially drawn to the Maia Toys Shroomie for its fun and unusual aesthetic, there are also plenty of other things to like about this vibrator!

  • The silicone is ultra soft and smooth, and the head of the mushroom is squishy in a way that feels almost dual-density. The upper layer has a soft, pliable texture with some give, then there’s a firm core underneath.
  • The shape of the head is fantastic. If you enjoy the broad head design of wand vibrators, you’ll probably enjoy the Shroomie as a miniature alternative. You can either use the flat, broad top of the head, or tilt it sideways or upwards to use the ridge at the underside.
  • Due to the aforementioned shape, the Maia Toys Shroomie is an absolutely dreamy vibrator for grinding against. If I place it under my body, the combination of the upward curve of the handle and my body weight anchors it in place.
  • When I first looked at the Shroomie’s handle design, I thought it’d probably be really nice to hold and I was right. The curved handle fits comfortably in my hand, allowing me to angle the toy easily and to press the buttons without breaking m my flow. Since it’s small and pretty light, this is an easy to hold and easy to use toy.
  • The buttons are easy to press and the controls straightforward.
Shroomie mushroom vibrator buttons

  • With 15 different settings to choose from, including 3 speeds and 12 patterns, the Shroomie is a good beginner-friendly toy for those looking to experiment with different external sensations.
  • The vibrations are pretty good! You’re never going to get the same power out of a toy like this as you’d get from a full-size wand, but it’s a decent mid-level motor for the price.
  • I don’t normally care about packaging that much. I mostly just want it to be functional and eco-friendly. However, I have to commend Maia Toys for the Shroomie’s fun packaging design decorated with quirky psychedelic imagery.
  • A storage bag is included.
Maia Toys Shroomie product box with psychedelic mushroom designs

Anything I Didn’t Like?

While the Maia Toys Shroomie has a lot to recommend it, there were also a few things I found frustrating.

  • The lack of dual-directional controls. 15 settings is a lot, and scrolling all the way through them to go back one level is enough to throw me off my game and leave me annoyed. There are literally two buttons already! Adding + and – controls would be so easy!
  • Though the motor is decent in terms of strength, the vibrations are still pretty buzzy.
  • This is really a matter of preference, but I don’t love the flexible neck. This is the kind of toy I want pressure from, and it’s frustrating that if I press it too hard against my vulva, the flexible neck bends it away.

Maia Toys Shroomie Mushroom Vibrator: Verdict

Maia Toys Shroomie viewed from the head

The Maia Toys Shroomie is probably coasting along a little too much on its cuteness factor. (We’ve all had days like that amirite?) I do think it’s a good beginner-friendly vibrator with plenty of settings, a mid-strength motor, and a non-threatening aesthetic, with some excellent features—most notably, that gorgeous squishy silicone! But at $44.95 it’s also fairly expensive for what it is, and let down by the buzzy vibrations and lack of two-directional controls.

The Shroomie is available from Babeland and Good Vibes.

Thanks to the Babeland team for sending me the Maia Toys Shroomie to review. All views are, as always, my own. Affiliate links appear in this post.

8 of the Best Travel-Friendly Vibrators to Pack for Your Next Vacation

Who doesn’t love getting away from it all for a much-needed vacation? If you’re travelling with a partner, you might be one of the many couples that enjoys more and better sex when you’re away from home. Vacations take you away from the stresses of daily life, give you more free time, and help you to get into a more relaxed frame of mind, while allowing you to connect with your partner over a shared adventure—all key ingredients for great sex. Whether you’re travelling alone or with a lover, these travel-friendly vibrators available at ShopErotic will add a little extra sizzle to your next trip.

Travelling with sex toys is easy as long as you’re sensible (don’t try to take that giant stainless steel dildo through airport security!) Pack them in your checked or carry-on bag, engage the travel lock if your toy has one, and make sure it’s clean in case your bag gets checked. And remember: yours isn’t even the first vibrator airline staff have seen today. Unless it looks like a weapon, they don’t care.

I’ve partnered with ShopErotic adult store to bring you a rundown of 8 travel-friendly vibrators you should know about.

We-Vibe Tango X: The Ultimate Bullet

The original We-Vibe Tango wowed power lovers everywhere, and the rereleased and improved Tango X upped the ante even more. This petite powerhouse is one of the strongest and rumbliest bullet vibrators on the market, and its small size makes it ideal for throwing in your travel bag.

Before we decided it made more sense to keep a set of toys at each of our houses, this was one of the vibrators I’d often pack to visit my long distance girlfriend.

Read my We-Vibe Tango X review.

RRP: $84.99

VeDO Vivi Finger Vibrator

Finger vibrators are a great choice for travel due to their small size and discreet design. VeDO is known for quality toys with great motors at relatively affordable price points, and the Vivi finger vibrator is its most petite product. I particularly like the finger-rest design, making it comfortable to hold whether you’re using it on yourself or someone else.

ShopErotic stocks this toy in three different colourways.

RRP: $39.99

Womanizer Vibe: Near-Silent Vibrator for When You Need Discretion on Your Travels

If you’re visiting family, staying in shared accommodation, or otherwise need to be discreet, the Womanizer Vibe has got you covered. This deeply rumbly clitoral vibrator, with its ergonomic handle and hooked tip, is about as close to silent as it’s possible for a vibrator to get.

I was cynical when I saw Womanizer was expanding its range to include a vibrator alongside its signature clitoral suction toys, but the Womanizer Vibe absolutely converted me.

Read my Womanizer Vibe review.

RRP: $139.99

We-Vibe Chorus and Chorus Pro: Travel Vibrators for Couples

The We-Vibe Chorus and newly redesigned Chorus Pro are the perfect wearable, travel-friendly vibrators for couples on the go. Designed to provide clitoral stimulation to the wearer during penetrative sex, the Chorus vibrators also come in a convenient charging and travel case. They are powerful, quiet, and—thanks to the innovative squeeze remotes and We-Vibe app functionality—highly versatile.

Read my We-Vibe Chorus review and We-Vibe Chorus Pro review.

RRP: $229

Lovense Ferri Panty Vibrator

Tiny. Powerful. Discreet. These are the three words I’d use to describe the Ferri, Lovense’s small but mighty panty vibrator. With a magnetic clip to keep it in place and a motor to rival toys many times its size, the Ferri is an ideal choice for hands-free pleasure wherever you go.

Read my Lovense Ferri review.

RRP: $119.99

Vibratex Magic Wand Micro: The Cadillac of Vibrators, Now in Travel-Friendly Miniature

I don’t know who originally referred to the Magic Wand Original (formerly Hitachi Magic Wand) as “the Cadillac of vibrators,” but this is a toy with a reputation that precedes it thanks to the work of the inimitable Betty Dodson. The Magic Wand Micro is a super-mini and travel-friendly rechargeable version that packs a surprising amount of power into a small package.

RRP: $64.99

NS Novelties Inya Rose Clitoral Suction Toy

Has any sex toy caused quite such an online stir as the famed rose? This viral sensation remains popular, and for good reason. Petite, travel-friendly, and discreet, it’s an ideal addition to a romantic getaway with a lover or a sexy solo vacation. The rose clitoral suction toy is rechargeable, easy to use, and made of body-safe silicone.

RRP: $55.95 (currently on sale at ShopErotic at time of writing)

b-Vibe Rimming Plug Petite

If anal pleasure is your thing, you might want to pack a vibrating butt plug. b-Vibe’s Petite Rimming Plug is small but powerful, with dual motors and rotating beads to stimulate the sensitive anal opening and external tissue. It also comes with a wireless remote, allowing you to give control to your partner from up to 30 feet away.

RRP: $160

This post was sponsored by ShopErotic and contains sponsored links. All views and writing, as always, are mine.

[Toy Review] Funzze Ride-On Grind & Humping Vibrator

Grinding toys have taken off in a big way in the last few years, and anyone who has been reading my work for a while will know about my enduring grinder obsession. Funzze recently sent me some of their toys to try, including this ride-on silicone vibrating grinder.

Funzze Ride-On Grind & Humping Vibrator: A Vibrating Grinder with Three Motors

The Funzze Ride-On Grind & Humping Vibrator is a vibrating grinder with an insertable dildo and three separate motors. Made of body-safe pink silicone, this grinder toy measures 9.06″ in total length. The dildo portion measures 4.3″ in insertable length and 1.26″ in diameter at the widest point.

Funzze silicone ride on vibrating grinder toy

It has two raised pads: the front one (for clitoral stimulation) has a height of 1.65″, and the back one (for anal/perineal stimulation) has a height of 1.15″. The dildo leans very slightly to the front to help it to target the G-spot in use.

The Funzze Vibrating Grinder is rechargeable, with a two hour charge giving around an hour of runtime. The packaging and site says it is waterproof (submersible), but the instruction manual says not to leave it in water for a long time. So that’s a little confusing. This toy comes with a wireless remote control and a storage bag.

Funzze Vibrating Grinder: What I Liked

I like the design of the Funzze Ride-On Grind & Humping Vibrator a lot. Its flat, flexible base means you can easily place it on any flat surface, and the bottom-heavy design helps it to stay in place. This plus the user’s body weight means it doesn’t slide around or move out of position during use.

Pro tip: if you want to use this toy in an upright kneeling position, pad your knees with cushions to stay comfortable. If this isn’t accessible or doesn’t feel good to you, you can also put the toy on a chair and straddle it, put it underneath you and lie on top of it, or use pillows or positioning wedges to create a configuration that works for your body.

Funzze vibrating grinder viewed from above

I appreciate that the Funzze Vibrating Grinder’s dildo isn’t particularly big. Many dual stimulation toys are designed such that getting any kind of clitoral contact requires uncomfortably deep penetration. However, the relatively short and slimline design of this vibrating grinder’s dildo means it will be comfortable for users who don’t enjoy large insertables (or don’t want to work up to them every time they use the toy.)

Positioning is pretty easy and comfortable, and I can actually get a good amount of clitoral stimulation with this toy. The silicone is super soft and smooth. The firm yet slightly squishy surface of the external humps gives an amazing “bouncy” feel as you grind against it. This is a great design for people who prefer lots of clitoral pressure. As I mentioned, the slight forward tilt also makes it easier to find and stimulate the G-spot with the dildo portion of the toy.

Most of the shaft has a firm core, while the top inch or so is soft and squishy. This feels like a good balance for this toy. Too flexible and it’d be hard to ride, too firm and it could be uncomfortable. As it is, there’s enough firmness for easy use and enough squish for comfort.

Funzze vibrating silicone grinder sex toy

The three motors have a pretty decent level of power. The vibrations feel more intense through the insertable dildo than either of the external stimulators, but I suspect this is just because the silicone is thinner so they’re less dampened.

The toy has 3 constant speeds and 10 patterns, and the remote control is a nice addition. The grinder’s single-button interface is situated on the front of the clitoral stimulator. This makes it possible to operate the toy this way while you’re using it, but the remote control is far easier. It also makes it easy to hand over control to your partner, or to keep your hands free to do other things.

Of course, you can also use this toy without the vibrations if you enjoy the grinding/penetration combo on its own.

Anything I Didn’t Like?

Though I’m quite impressed with the motors’ power, this vibrating grinder is a little more buzzy than I would prefer. I also would have liked the motors to be independently controllable so I could switch off the internal vibrations while leaving the clitoral stimulator on. Dual-directional speed and pattern controls would also be good.

The Funzze Grinder gets significantly louder when it’s flat on a hard surface vs. when you hold it in your hand. If noise level is important to you, use a soft surface like a bed or chair. You can also cushion it with a blanket or towel to deaden the noise.

The third motor, designed for anal or perineal stimulation, didn’t really do anything for me. It’s fine, but I wouldn’t miss it if it wasn’t there. Then again, I’m not that into anal play for its own sake. It tends to work best for me as part of a kink scene or power dynamic. If you enjoy external anal stimulation, you might appreciate this feature more than I did!

Verdict

Funzze’s silicone ride-on vibrating grinder was a pleasant surprise; dual-stimulation toys are so often a miss for me. But this one is thoughtfully designed and enjoyable. Not perfect, but pretty damn good and a relatively affordable alternative to many more expensive products.

If you enjoy combined penetration with clitoral and external anal/perineal stimulation, this toy offers all three. And if you find that dual stimulation toys are often too large for you, or require weird positioning or uncomfortably deep insertion to stimulate your clit, you might get along better with this one. I certainly did.

Buy the Ride-On Grind & Humping Vibrator directly from Funzze for $55.99.

Thanks to Funzze for sponsoring this post and sending me the Ride-On Vibrating Grinder to review. All views, as ever, are mine.

[Toy Review] VVD RiderGo

Remember the VVD Rider Desire, a ride-on saddle-style sex machine I reviewed last summer? Well, VVD has recently released a new attachment toy to go with the Rider Desire and kindly sent me one to test and review. However, the RiderGo is no ordinary sex machine attachment. Its clever two-part magnetic design makes it both an attachment and a standalone hand-held sex toy.

What is the VVD RiderGo Rider Desire Add-On and How Does This Toy Work?

VVD RiderGo, a two part detachable rabbit vibrator made of pink silicone

The RiderGo looks, at first glance, like a straightforward rabbit vibrator. However, it’s actually a clever two-in-one product that functions both as a hand-held standalone rabbit vibe and an extra attachment for VVD’s Rider Desire ride-on sex machine.

A strong magnetic mechanism connects the insertable machine attachment to a handle and clitoral stimulator that allow you to use it as a rabbit vibe. It’s also compatible with the original attachments that came with the Rider Desire, by the way. Simply swap them out to mix and match your experience.

The insertable section makes a back-and-forth oscillating “come hither” motion (hence this toy being dubbed a “finger vibrator”) as well as vibrating.

The VVD RiderGo offers around 4.5″ of insertable length and measures approximately 1.3″ in diameter. It is 8.1″ in total length and weighs in at 230g. Made of body-safe pink silicone, this toy is IPX7 waterproof (i.e. submersible) and USB rechargeable.

VVD RiderGo Rabbit Toy and Sex Machine Attachment: Pros

I have to say, I think this design is pretty cool. I love the versatility offered by the combo of the Rider Desire and the RiderGo, since you can combine the two bases and three attachments in numerous different ways. The clitoral stimulator also still works when the insertable head is detached, and the two motors have independent controls so you can use one without the other if you prefer.

VVD detachable rabbit sex toy in two pieces

The G-spot stimulation provided by the come hither motion is truly excellent. It’s like being fingered, only faster (unless you have superhuman manual dexterity, anyway.) The short strokes are perfect for people who like intense and repetitive G-spot pressure but not a lot of hard “pounding.” While some reviewers have noted that they didn’t find the 15° curve intense enough, it was just about perfect for my body’s preferences.

I like the flexible clitoral stimulator, which overall maintains pretty good contact with my clit during use. This is helped by the fact that I don’t have to thrust the toy in and out, since the G-spot stimulator mimics that motion by itself. The little “tongue” flap that protrudes from the top of the clitoral stimulator is a little too light and tickly to be truly satisfying, but it does offer an interesting tease or warm-up.

While the relatively small and slimline size of this toy might make it “not enough” for some people who prefer larger insertables, it was pretty ideal for me. I like that I can dive straight into using it without the warmup needed to insert a larger toy.

I like the loop handle, which makes the toy easy and comfortable to hold, and the button placement is intuitive. The controls themselves are straightforward and the buttons are easy to press. There’s an on/off button, a button to control the insertable portion, and a button to control the clitoral stimulator.

VVD RiderGo sex toy buttons

Also, VVD’s slogan for this toy—”soft outside, wild within”—is a mood and I want it on a t-shirt.

Cons

As we’ve seen, there’s a lot to like about the VVD RiderGo. However, there are also a few downsides you’ll want to be aware of:

  • The battery life isn’t great, with a 1.5 hour charge giving just 45 minutes of runtime.
  • No dual-directional speed controls. This isn’t too egregious given there are only 6 stroking speeds and 7 vibration settings to choose from, but it’s still pretty annoying when you want to go back a step.
  • It makes the same high-pitched mechanical squeaking noise as virtually every other toy in this category. I can’t really fault VVD for this, since I don’t think any manufacturer has yet cracked this problem, but it definitely affects the user experience.
  • As is so often the problem with toys of this type, the vibrations are super buzzy and not particularly strong. Does it feel good? Yes, for a bit. Can it get me off before my clit gets numbed out? Sadly, not so far.

How Use the VVD RiderGo Detachable Toy With the Rider Desire Sex Saddle

Image showing insertion of VVD RiderGo into Rider Desire ride on toy

Using the RiderGo with your Rider Desire saddle is super easy. Simply detach the RiderGo head from its base with a gentle pull, and slot it into the attachment space on the Rider Desire using the slit in the plastic as a guide. You’ll feel the magnets click it into place. Once in, it’s very secure and shouldn’t go anywhere even if you ride it pretty vigorously. (That said, just to be on the safe side, I wouldn’t recommend using this one anally.)

Do I Need to Own the Rider Desire to Use the RiderGo?

VVD Rider Desire ride on vibrator with RiderGo toy attached

No. The RiderGo is fully functional on its own as a rabbit vibrator. Pairing it with the Rider Desire sex saddle isn’t necessary, but offers a few fun additional ways to use it. Let’s finish by looking at some of the possibilities…

Try This: Stimulate Your Clit While You Ride

Since the RiderGo clitoral stimulator still works when the insertable arm is detached, you (or your partner) can use it manually on your clit while you straddle the Rider Desire saddle.

Try This: Play a Sexy Guessing Game

Ask your partner to blindfold you and choose an attachment for the RiderGo or Rider Desire, then use it on you. Your job is to correctly identify which one they’ve chosen. What do you get if you win? Well, that’s for you two to negotiate.

RiderGo Rabbit Toy and Sex Machine Attachment: Verdict

Overall, the VVD RiderGo is a decent standalone toy as long as you don’t need intense or rumbly clitoral stimulation to get off. Its finger-like motion is excellent. However, it is the innovative interchangeable design and compatibility with the Rider Desire that really elevates this one for me. As a companion product to the existing machine, it’s excellent.

The RiderGo retails for $79. My readers can enjoy a 12% discount on the VVD Rider Desire, RiderGo, or both with code “Coffee”.

Thanks to Viva Desire (VVD), an all-woman team with decades of combined experience in the pleasure products industry, for sending me this toy and sponsoring this post. All views and writing are, as always, mine.

[Toy Review] Lovense Lush 4

One of my most controversial sex toy opinions ever? That the Lovense Lush (specifically the Lush 2) was utterly mediocre. Its vibrations were weak and its shape failed to stimulate my G-spot. However, past experience has taught me that a previous iteration of a toy being bad doesn’t necessarily mean the new version will be bad (the Queen Bee to Pulse Queen glow-up has entered the chat.) With that in mind, I went into this Lovense Lush 4 review with an open mind, hoping to be pleasantly surprised.

At the time of writing this review, the Lovense Lush 4 has 4.7 stars out of 5 on Lovense’s on-site review system and 4 out of 5 on Lovehoney. So the general consensus is that this thing is pretty good. Let’s find out if I agreed.

What is the Lovense Lush 4?

The Lovense Lush 4 is the latest iteration in Lovense’s “Lush” line of egg-shaped, insertable vibrators. It has just under 4″ of insertable length and a long tail, the end of which sits against the clitoris when the toy is inserted (allegedly. More on that in a minute.) Its diameter is 1.46″ at the widest point.

Lovense Lush 4: C-shaped pink vibrator with a wide head and slim tail

Made of hot pink silicone, the Lush 4 is designed to provide hands-free internal stimulation. Like previous versions of this product, it is app-controllable via Bluetooth. It is also IPX7 waterproof, i.e. submersible, and USB rechargeable. Strangely, the Lovense website claims that the Lush 4 comes with a storage pouch, but mine didn’t (nor did there seem to be space for one in the box.)

App-controlled products tend to be popular with people in long-distance relationships due to their ability to be controlled from anywhere in the world with an internet connection, facilitating long-distance and even inter-continental sex. However, Lovense products are unique in that they are designed with one particular group of users in mind: online sex workers such as cam models. Lovense toys, including the Lush 4, integrate with many online camming platforms and allows workers to hand over control to viewers or even set the toy to respond to tips from fans.

What’s New?

Fans of previous Lovense Lush products will probably be wondering what’s new about this version and whether it’s worth upgrading. Here’s what’s new with the Lovense Lush 4 compared to the 3 and earlier versions:

  • Improved Bluetooth connectivity.
  • A refined neck design, intended to be more comfortable and stay in place more effectively.
  • Rapid charging, with 5 minutes charging giving you an hour of use.
  • Extended battery life, with around 350 minutes (about 6 hours) of runtime for a 45 minute charge.
  • More powerful than the Lush 1 & 2, the 3 and 4 use the same 7000 RPM motor.
  • The quietest Lush yet, with maximum volume of 36dB (compared to 45.5dB and 38dB for previous models.)
  • A slightly redesigned and wider end to the external arm, possibly designed to stimulate more of the clit.
  • A decorative electroplated panel on the back of the external piece. This has optional and customizable LED lights that change depending on which mode you’re using. Unnecessary, but pretty.

Lovense Lush 4 Review: Pros

Lovense Lush 4 with tail light glowing in light purple

Outside of its specific applications designed for camming, the biggest selling point of the Lush 4 is the Lovense app and the extra functionalities it offers. The app connectivity is fast and reliable, and offers an array of features such as:

  • Setting the vibration level more precisely
  • Handing over control to a partner
  • Syncing the toy to music
  • Syncing with content such as videos
  • Syncing your toy with a partner’s toy so you both feel the same vibrations
  • Text, voice, or video chat with a partner
  • Play group games with other users online

However, despite these fun features, I’m struggling to recommend the Lush 4 on the basis of its app for reasons we’ll discuss in a minute.

Compared to the Lush 2, the Lush 4’s motor is excellent. It’s both stronger and rumblier. It might not be the toy’s intended purpose, but pressing it against my clit can get me off relatively easily. And while we’re on that subject, the slight bulge on the underside of the bulb is dreamy for clitoral stimulation.

Downsides, Issues, and Things to Be Aware Of

First, and this is a huge issue, Lovense has come under fire for some pretty major security breaches in the last year. Experts claim they exposed users’ email addresses in the supposedly-anonymous app. Though the company claims to have patched this issue, this is the tip of a very large privacy iceberg when it comes to app-controlled sex toys in general. I am far from a cybersecurity expert, but I strongly advise caution with sex toy apps. If you’re going to use them, you can reduce your risk with simple steps like using a throwaway email address not connected to your real identity.

Woman's hand holding the Lovense Lush 4 to show its flexible tail

If you decide to proceed using the app, its functionality is a double-edged sword. The options it offers are numerous and varied, turning this into an incredibly versatile toy and opening up various options for online and long-distance play. However, for a toy that retails for £219 at full price, the manual mode options are poor. It has a one-button interface located on the tail, with which you can scroll through three speeds and four patterns. And… that’s it.

An app-controlled toy is never going to be as fully featured in manual mode. But at the very least I’d have liked a few more speed options and dual-directional controls.

Used in its intended form, the Lush 4 offers almost nothing in the way of clitoral stimulation. When I have the toy inserted, the external portion curves away from my vulva and the tail tip ends somewhere around my pubic bone. It certainly gets nowhere near my clit unless I either push the toy in uncomfortably deep (ouch) or smush it against my vulva with my hard (awkward and annoying.) The tail is also pretty floppy, meaning it doesn’t stay in place very well. When I insert it and don’t hold it in place, it sort of flops sideways.

With vibrations transmitting down the tail, I can kinda-sorta feel something through it if I hold it against my clit. However, due to the lack of an actual motor in this part of the toy, the vibrations are pretty weak. I (like the vast majority of vulva-havers, by the way) need clitoral stimulation to get off. This means I’m pretty much never going to use this toy in its intended manner. Of course, you can always pair the Lush 4 with a clitoral vibrator if you enjoy dual stimulation.

The positioning of the button, on the underside of the tail end, also means you have to interrupt what little clit stim it does provide if you want to change the setting manually.

Lovense Lush 4 Review: Verdict

Is it worth upgrading to the Lush 4? If you’ve currently got the Lush 3, I’d say probably not unless the new features like rapid charging and pretty LED lights matter a lot to you. The basic functionality is very similar. If you’ve got a Lush 1 or 2, though, then the Lush 4 is a marked upgrade.

Ultimately, as someone who doesn’t like internal vibrations and is “meh” about most sexual stimulation that doesn’t make my clit the main event, the Lush 4 is never going to be a go-to toy for me. With that said, if you do enjoy internal vibrations and don’t need a lot of clit stimulation to have fun, and if you’re happy to either use an app or put up with limited manual functionality, the Lush 4 might be a great match for you.

The Lovense Lush 4 available directly from Lovense as well as from Lovehoney UK, Lovehoney US, and Shevibe.

Thanks to Lovense for sending me the Lush 4 to review. All views and writing, as always, are mine.

[Toy Review] We-Vibe Chorus Pro

When I learned that a new version of the We-Vibe Chorus was dropping, this time named the We-Vibe Chorus Pro, my first thought was “already!?” Surely it hasn’t been that long since the first iteration of the Chorus hit the market. However, apparently it’s been well over five years! Time is fake. That can mean only one thing: it’s time for a review of the newly released We-Vibe Chorus Pro.

What is the We-Vibe Chorus Pro?

The Pro is a new, updated version of the original We-Vibe Chorus. It’s the same basic design, and follows the theme of We-Vibe’s classic C-shaped “wear during intercourse” vibrators.

We-Vibe Chorus Pro & remote in purple

It’s designed to offer additional clitoral stimulation to the wearer during penetrative sex, while also stimulating the inside of their vagina and (if applicable) their partner’s penis with vibrations. It comes with a “Haptic Squeeze Remote” (more on that below) and can also be controlled via the We-Vibe app.

The Chorus Pro is made of body-safe silicone and available in 3 colourways: Cosmic Purple, Satin Black, and Electric Pink. Its internal arm measures ???

The Chorus Pro is rechargeable, with a 2 hour charge giving around 90 minutes of running time. Its sturdy black plastic storage case is also a USB charging case. It is also IPX7 waterproof, i.e. submersible. It’s unclear whether the remote is waterproof, though; the Chorus Original’s remote was only splashproof so the same may be true here.

Chorus vs Chorus Pro: What’s New?

The We-Vibe Chorus Pro offers many of the same features as the previous iteration of this product, including the adjustable hinged design, squeezable remote, app control options, and touch sensors on the main body of the toy. However, it also offers a number of upgrades. Most notably:

Three Motors and Fusion Wave Stimulation

While the original Chorus had two motors, the Chorus Pro has three. There are two motors in the external clitoral stimulator, and one in the insertable arm. This enables something We-Vibe calls “Fusion Wave Technology”, which sounds like something out of Star Trek but actually seems to just mean that the two clitoral motor synchronise to offer rhythmic, rolling and flowing “wave-like” vibrations.

“Haptic Squeeze” Remote

Close up of We-Vibe Chorus Pro remote in my hand, demonstrating for review

Though the original Chorus had a squeeze-sensitive remote, the Chorus Pro has had a significant upgrade in this regard. The word “haptic” just means something relating to the sense of touch. The new Chorus remote is designed to adjust vibration strength with the intensity of the squeeze, with the remote vibrating at the same strength as the toy to provide immediate feedback to the person holding it.

Is this a good thing? Debatable. We’ll get into this in more detail shortly.

We-Vibe Chorus Pro Review: Pros

Something I appreciate about We-Vibe is that, unlike some toy manufacturers, they don’t constantly churn out new products at an alarmingly fast rate. Instead, they seem to take their time and put real thought into their designs. As a result, the We-Vibe Chorus Pro has a lot to recommend it.

Let’s get into what I like about this product.

  • It’s so pretty! The material sort of shimmers.
  • The hinged design allows you to adjust the fit according to your body.
  • The charging case is convenient for both travel and storage. For an ADHDer like me, it also makes me less likely to lose either the toy or the remote.
  • With 7 classic We-Vibe patterns and 3 new “Fusion Wave” patterns built in, as well as constant vibrations and the ability to change the intensity level of any pattern using the remote, the user experience is pretty versatile even before you get the app involved.
  • The remote is highly responsive, both in squeeze mode and when just using the buttons.
  • The squishy design also makes the motor super comfortable to hold and use.
Underside of We-Vibe Chorus Pro with hinge open to show textured surface

  • I love the texturing on the underside of the external arm. It’s pretty subtle but it adds a little extra stimulation. I can’t personally feel the texturing on the internal arm when I’m wearing it, but other users’ experience may differ.
  • The addition of a third motor really does make a difference in use. While I think calling it “Fusion Wave” is a stretch, the synchronised external motors deliver more intense clitoral and all-over vulva stimulation than a single motor can manage on its own.
  • The motors! We-Vibe always uses excellent strong and rumbly motors in its toys, and this one is no exception.

Cons

There are also a few things about the We-Vibe Chorus Pro I found frustrating. Namely:

  • While the original Chorus had two adjustable hinges for a better fit, the Chorus Pro appears to only have one. It’s a shame to lose the extra adjustability the additional hinge offered.
  • There doesn’t seem to be a way to control the motors separately using the toy itself or the remote. If you want to do this, you’ll need the app. As someone who doesn’t like internal vibrations, this is a pretty big downside for me personally.
  • The insertable section isn’t long enough (or curved enough) to get anywhere near my G-spot. Instead of providing additional pleasure, it just sort of sits there as an anchor to hold the toy in place (sort of; see below.)
  • Overall, as in the original We-Vibe Chorus, I found the “Touch Sense” modes too unpredictable and unreliable to be pleasurable. It’s an interesting concept, but the reality is mostly just annoying.
  • I wish there were better controls on the toy itself. The single button interface is very limiting and basically means this toy is only worthwhile with either the remote or the app.
  • Like virtually all toys of this type, it doesn’t really stay in place without a helping hand unless you’re staying very still (and sometimes not even then.) If you’re moving or doing any kind of thrusting, you pretty much have to hold it in position with your hand to stop it slipping around all over the place.

Other Things to Be Aware Of

We-Vibe Chorus Pro inside its black plastic charging case

I have really mixed feelings about the haptic feedback of the squeeze remote. On the one hand, having the feedback could be useful if you’re using the toy on a partner and want to get a sense of the intensity of the stimulation for them. On the other hand, having your hand repeatedly vibrated is really annoying and uncomfortable. Ultimately, each user will need to decide if this bothers them (and, if it does, if they like the feature enough to put up with it.)

I also find that, the longer I do this job, the less I care about a toy’s app features. I can count on one hand the times I’ve used an app to control a toy outside of an “I’m testing this product so I can review it” session. I don’t really want to be on my phone when I’m trying to masturbate or have sex, I don’t use toys in public because they’re nowhere near as discreet as some people seem to think they are, and I’ve found ways to have long-distance sex that work better for me personally.

That said, We-Vibe’s app is one of the better options for app-controlled toys out there, and it offers a number of intriguing additional options including:

  • Handing control over to a partner anywhere in the world with an internet connection
  • Chatting and video-calling with a partner while they control the toy
  • As mentioned above, controlling the motors separately
  • Activating the three available “Touch Sense” modes
  • More finely controlling the intensity of the vibrations
  • Touch mode, in which you can control the toy with the swipe of a finger
  • Creating your own vibration patterns
  • Creating “playlists” of your favourite patterns

We-Vibe Chorus Pro Review: Verdict

Overall, I think the We-Vibe Chorus Pro is an excellent product. It improves on the original in a couple of fun ways, while maintaining We-Vibe’s reputation for good motors and thoughtful design. Despite a few frustrations, I’m still happy to recommend it.

The Chorus Pro retails for £189/$229 and is available from Lovehoney UK, Lovehoney US, Shevibe, Good Vibes, Babeland, or directly from We-Vibe Europe and North America.

I received the We-Vibe Chorus Pro in exchange for an honest review. Affiliate links appear in this post. All views, as always, are mine.