I love a mystery box! The concept of giving someone information about my preferences and then they pick out things to suit me is just very satisfying to me. It’s a bit like receiving a present from someone who knows you well enough to pick out things you’ll love. So when new company Bed Nerdz got in touch and asked me to review one of their adult mystery box sets, I was all over it.
What is Bed Nerdz and How Does It Work?

Bed Nerdz is a one-off gift box service (i.e. not a subscription.) There are currently three options to choose from, each containing three toys:
- Rodeo Drive Box: One penis toy, one vulva toy, one anal toy
- Sunset Strip Box: Three vulva toys
- La La Land Mystery Box: Three toys chosen just for you based on preferences you specify
For the La La Land Mystery Box, you’ll need to answer a few questions about yourself, your partners, and how you like to have sex. I told them that I’m female, have sex with partners of multiple genders, enjoy vibration and suction, prefer clitoral stimulation, and would describe my sexual personality as adventurous, curious, and kinky.
You’ll receive three products of the eight currently in the Bed Nerdz catalogue. I’m assuming they will add more options over time, though it makes sense to keep the range small initially.
What’s the La La Land Adult Mystery Box Like?
My La La Land box arrived discreetly packaged in the post, and I set about unboxing it. I was immediately impressed by how beautifully presented it was. The contents, set in a sturdy box, were protected with a paper covering tied by a ribbon.

A postcard with some gorgeous sapphic artwork (see above) and a message from the founders was included.

Inside, the three toys (and a set of bonus sex dice) were presented in foam packaging.

Ten out of ten for presentation! But what about performance?
Which Toys Did I Receive?
Safe to say the Bed Nerdz team understood the assignment (as the young people apparently say!) I received three clitoral toys: two vibrators, and a suction toy.

Let’s have a look at each of them in turn.
Jesse Clit Sucker
The Jesse is a clitoral suction toy made of body-safe silicone and measuring 5.5″ in length. It offers 10 suction modes including 3 constant speeds and 7 patterns. It has a two-button interface, one button that switches the toy on and off and another that scrolls through the patterns.

The Jesse is IPX6 waterproof, AKA splashproof but not submersible.
Overall, this is a pretty good basic clitoral suction toy! It doesn’t have all the bells and whistles of some of the higher end brands, of course, but it’s also a fraction of the price when purchased as part of one of these kits. The nozzle is broad enough to get a good seal around my clit, and the steady power settings are decent. I’m not sure what the point of the little fronds inside the nozzle is; I guess they’re supposed to tickle the clit but on my body at least, they’re nowhere near long enough to make contact with it.
The Jesse isn’t too loud, and its light weight and tapered handle make it comfortable to hold.
Sandy Bullet Vibrator
The Sandy is a small bullet vibrator, measuring just over 3″ in length and made of body-safe ABS plastic. Like the Jesse, it offers 10 modes: 3 speeds and 7 patterns.

There is a one-button interface on the toy, and a separate remote control with an on/off button and a speed change button. If you’re going to include a remote with a toy, I would really expect it to have dual-directional controls, but this is probably something I’m going to be banging on at toy manufacturers about for the rest of my life. The remote’s responsiveness is good, though. The Sandy is also IPX6 water-resistant, though the remote isn’t.
I didn’t expect much from this little bullet, but it really pleasantly surprised me with its intensity! The vibes are a little buzzier than I would really like, but I can’t fault the power of its motor. And, as it is plastic, the vibes can be felt more intensely through the hard casing.
Cali Wand Vibrator
The Cali is a mini wand vibrator measuring 6″ in total length. It provides a total of 20 different vibration settings and 9 speeds to choose from on each setting, with a three-button interface allowing you to switch it on or off, change the speed, or change the setting respectively. It is made of body-safe silicone on Bed Nerdz’ signature shade of coral orange.

This toy, like the others in the box, is IPX6 water-resistant.
Despite being the most fully-featured toy in this set, I ultimately found the Cali wand the most disappointing of the three. Its motor is extremely buzzy, and not strong enough to compensate for the dampening effect of the silicone.
Bed Nerdz Mystery Box: Verdict
Overall, I’m pretty impressed with my Bed Nerdz mystery box, which was super fun to receive, unbox, and test! Besides my perspectives on the individual toys, let’s summarise with some pros and cons of the set and the customer experience as a whole.
Pros:
- At £149.99 for three toys plus the extras, the Bed Nerdz La La Land Adult Mystery Box is pretty good value for what you get
- Gorgeous, thoughtful presentation, ideal for gifting or treating yourself
- All toys are body-safe
- All toys are rechargeable and come pre-charged
- The sex dice are a cute and fun extra
Cons:
- Limited catalogue of products currently in the range
- Included lube contained non-body-safe ingredients
- Some unnecessary gendering on the site – you can just ask about preferred areas of stimulation without categorising toys as “male” or “female”
Who Should Consider Buying an Adult Mystery Box?
I would have absolutely loved a set like this when I was first starting out exploring with sex toys! It’s a great option if you’re trying toys for the first time, or trying to expand your collection but not sure of what you like. A mystery box is also a sexy gift for a lover or partner, or a fun thing to buy and then explore as a couple.
I’m looking forward to seeing how Bed Nerdz grows, develops, and expands on this concept in the future.
Buy your mystery box from Bed Nerdz.
Thanks to Bed Nerdz for sending me this bespoke box to review! All views, as always, are mine. Affiliate links appear in this post.