Earlier this week, I post a review of the Tango X from We-Vibe’s new and updated range; today it’s the turn of the WeVibe Touch X.
However, my perspective on this is slightly different. I’ve never tried or owned the original WeVibe Touch, so this is a stand-alone review of the Touch X rather than a comparison between a newer and older product.
We-Vibe Touch X Review: Details and Interface
The WeVibe Touch X is a petite, palm-sized clitoral vibrator with a concave side and a tapered tip.
It measures 4″ in total length and is made of 100% body-safe, smooth silicone. Mine is pink (well, it’s really more pinkish orange.) It is also available in a dark sea-green.
The Touch X is fully waterproof and USB rechargeable. It comes with a small white silky storage bag.
The WeVibe Touch X features 8 levels of intensity and 7 patterns. The simple user interface is identical to that of the Tango X: two buttons to change the intensity up and down, and a central button to switch between patterns.
The buttons are intuitively placed and relatively easy to press. However, they’re a bit fiddly due to their small size. I would have liked them to be a little bigger. The Touch X also features a cool press-and-hold button functionality, so you can just hold the up or down button until you get the exact level of intensity you’re after.
WeVibe Tango Review: In use
I think the new generation Touch has the same motor as the new Tango X. However, I found that the silicone dampened the vibrations to such an extent that they felt far weaker and more buzzy.
Though I can get off with the Touch X, I found it a pretty frustrating experience. As a big lover of We-Vibe products, I kept thinking that this couldn’t be as high as the power goes. But it was.
I do like the tapered shape, but the vibrations themselves were disappointing. I can comfortably say this is by far the most underwhelming We-Vibe product I’ve tried, and I doubt I’ll be reaching for it again.
WeVibe Touch X Review: Verdict
Perhaps it’s because I tested and wrote my review of the Tango X first, which I loved, but I found the Touch X just okay.
It’s well-designed and I like the shape. The motor itself is decent. However, I think the silicone just dampened the vibrations a little too much for me. The result was all buzz and not intense enough. I don’t get the deep, satisfying rumble from the Touch X that both Tango models provide.
If you like a still-respectable-but-slightly-gentler vibration, get the Touch. If you need pinpoint stimulation or intense, rumbly power, the Tango X will be your new best friend.
Thanks to Wow Tech for sending me the We-Vibe Touch X in exchange for an honest review. Affiliate links appear in this post. All views, as always, are mine.
What better way to show your bisexual pride than through your sex toys? Today I’m pleased to be reviewing the P8 dildo from the Avant Pride range.
Avant Pride P8 Dildo: Details
The Avant Pride P8 by Blush sex toys is a hand-poured silicone dildo in the bisexual pride colours: pink, blue, and purple.
Aesthetically, I love this toy straight away. Weirdly, it looks super shiny in the product pic but the real version is definitely more matte (though no less beautiful.)
The Pride P8 offers 6.9″ (17.7cm) in insertable length, and just under 1.5″ (3.8cm) in girth. It is semi-realistic in shape, with a veined shaft leading to a lifelike pronounced head.
The Avant Pride P8 comes with a strong suction cup base, allowing you to affix it to any solid surface. This toy is also harness-compatible. You’ll need a 1.5″ O-ring to pair it with your favourite strap-on harness.
Avant Sex Toys Bisexual Pride P8: In Use
This toy’s silicone is super silky, squishy and velvety. It feels lovely to the touch.
The Pride P8 dildo’s shaft is straight, but very flexible. It has tonnes of give which allows for comfortable insertion and thrusting, and it flexes with your body so you can angle it in the way that works for you. Honestly, if anything, I might have liked a little LESS flex. I occasionally found it hard to get the amount of G-spot pressure I prefer. I also would have preferred a little more of a curve to the shaft.
People who like girthier sex toys might find the Bisexual Pride P8 too narrow for their tastes. Personally, I love a good slimline dick sometimes (too much girth can hurt) and the P8 is an ideal size.
With that said, the P8 still feels great in use. The ridges provide gentle internal stimulation and the head is just the right size and shape. I’m likely to reach for this dildo when my body is craving something gentler than my rigid toys.
This toy is also anal-safe, thanks to its flared base. The Bisexual Pride P8’s slim design might make it particularly good for those who are just exploring anal play and find thicker sex toys intimidating.
Verdict
The Avant Pride P8 is a simple yet stylish, effective, and versatile dildo. It’s comfortable to use and visually gorgeous.
If you’re a bisexual babe (or ally) of any gender looking to show off your pride through your sex toys, you’ve come to the right place. The Avant Pride P8 retails from £40/$60 and is available from Good Vibes, Babeland, Shevibe, and Sex Toys UK.
I received this item for free in exchange for an honest review. All views are mine. Affiliate links appear in this post.
Today’s review of the Je Joue Rabbit Bullet vibrator comes courtesy of The Pleasure Garden, the UK’s inclusive feminist sex shop.
Je Joue Rabbit Bullet: Details
The Je Joue Rabbit Bullet is a small bullet vibrator, petite and lightweight. It is 5″ in length and with two fluttering rabbit ears which make up about 1.5″ of the total length. It’s a bit like a mini version of the Happy Rabbit Wand.
This toy is made of soft and body-safe silicone in dark purple. The body of the toy is rigid, while the ears are bendy and flexible.
The Je Joue Rabbit Bullet is waterproof and USB rechargeable. Charging is via a hidden port in the base, behind a silicone flap. I got around 90 minutes of runtime from a one hour charge.
Bonus: all Je Joue toys come with a 1-year manufacturer’s warranty.
User Interface
The Je Joue Rabbit Bullet operates on a 3-button interface. The top (+) button turns the power up, the bottom (-) button turns the power down, and the central button switches between patterns. To turn the toy on and off, simply hold the + or – button (respectively) down for 2 seconds.
The buttons are pretty small, which could be tricky for people who struggle with manual dexterity. However, they’re easy to press and raised so you can feel for them with your fingers without needing to look.
The Je Joue Rabbit Bullet offers five different speeds and five patterns. You can only scroll through the patterns one way, annoyingly, but the +/- intensity controls are a big advantage.
Je Joue Rabbit Bullet: Two Toys in One
What I like the most about the Je Joue Rabbit Bullet is that it’s a little like getting two toys in one. What do I mean by that? Well, you can get very different sensations by using the rigid body of the toy versus using the ears.
I like how the ears feel, but they’re definitely a warm-up sensation for me. Thanks to the shape, they dampen the intensity of the vibrations a lot. When I’m ready to orgasm, I also like to be able to push a toy against my vulva to get a decent amount of pressure, which is almost impossible with these soft, flexible ears.
If you find direct clitoral stimulation too intense, you can position the Rabbit Bullet so that the ears sit either site of your clitoral hood, hugging it and providing indirect pleasure. The ears are great for teasing not just clits, but also labia, nipples, penises, and even assholes (exterior only; this toy is not safe to insert anally as it doesn’t have a flared base.)
The main body of the bullet can pack a pretty good punch, power-wise. The vibrations are powerful and somewhat rumbly and, as the toy is small and rigid, they’re not dampened by a thick layer of silicone.
I found the best way to use this toy was to start by using the ears for a warm-up tease, then switch to using the body of the bullet when I was craving more intensity. I appreciate the ability to ramp it up gradually without needing to switch to a different toy.
For those of you who care about such things, the Je Joue Rabbit Bullet is impressively quiet for the level of power.
Final Thoughts
The Je Joue Rabbit Bullet is simple, well-designed, and effective. Whether you’re looking for a toy to provide a range of sensations, or just exploring and aren’t sure what you like yet, it’s a good buy.
Have you ever wanted a lifesize, silicone replica of your or your partner’s penis? Well, you’re in luck! Clone a Willy kits are a popular and supposedly easy way to cast a silicone dildo from an actual cock at home. (There’s also now Clone a Pussy, by the way!) Lovehoney sent me and Mr C&K a Clone a Willy kit to test out and review.
Image credit: Lovehoney
What’s in the Clone a Willy Kit?
The Clone a Willy kit comes packaged in a plastic tube, which also serves as the molding tube. Inside, you’ll find:
Instruction leaflet
Packet of molding power
2 tubs of silicone
Mini thermometer
Single speed plastic vibrator
Stirring stick
It’s worth noting that the kit doesn’t include every single thing you need. Fortunately, everything else you need is something you probably already have. You’ll need to have to hand:
A mixing pot to mix the molding powder (we used a plastic jug to make pouring easier)
A large wooden spoon
A disposable container to mix the silicone in (we used a well-cleaned plastic takeaway tub)
Means of measuring water in precise quantities
A way of keeping time (we used the timer function on my phone)
A square of scrap cardboard
Clone a Willy Review: How Does it Work?
The process of casting your penis isn’t all that difficult, but it takes a bit of precision and care.
First, you’ll need to cut the Clone a Willy tube to size. It should be half an inch longer than your erect penis. Next, you’ll need to measure out 1 3/4 cups (that’s 414ml) of lukewarm water and let it cool to exactly 90F (32C.) That’s what the thermometer is for. Be aware that this can take longer than you think!
Once the water is at the right temperature, you mix the molding powder in and stir it for exactly 45 seconds. Pour the mix into the tube, insert your erect penis, and hold it still until the mix starts to set. The instructions say 1-2 minutes, but this wasn’t quite enough. All in, this took around 4 minutes during our Clone a Willy test.
Voila, you have a mold! Then all you have to do is mix up the silicone, pour it into the mold, add the vibrator, and leave it to set for 24 hours.
Clone a Willy Review: How Hard is It?
The tricky part of this whole process is the precision. You need to get the right amount of water, making sure it’s exactly the right temperature, and stir the mixture for the right amount of time. Once the molding power goes in the water you have to act quickly, so make sure the penis being cast is erect and ready to go before you start mixing! (Staying hard is also a challenge when your dick is in lukewarm molding mix, I’m told. Have some porn or a sexy naked partner to hand!)
Pro tip: if you have body hair, apply some vaseline before you start casting.
Something else we learned during our Clone a Willy test for this review? It’s messy. You have to hold the tube full of liquid against your groin for several minutes in a slightly upward-tilted angle, and some will inevitably spill out. Put a towel or an old sheet down before you start, and don’t do this in a carpeted area.
Clean-up isn’t too difficult, at least. The molding mix washes off skin easily. And once any leftover mix is dry, it’ll peel off your bowl or spoon.
The molding is by far the hardest bit. Once that’s sorted, mixing up and pouring the silicone is a breeze. The one thing to be aware of is that you have to mix the silicone for several minutes (we did about 8 minutes) and then pour it as slowly as possible.
So How Did It Turn Out?
We got a very promising mold from our dick casting! And the silicone is the most gorgeously bright and vibrant colour:
As per the advice, we decided to leave the mold to set overnight and then pour the silicone the next morning.
Clone a Willy Review: Outcome
Ta-da! Here it is:
After this adventure, I have a newfound appreciation for folks who make beautiful dildos. This came out pretty well for a first go. It’s structurally sound, useable, and actually a pretty good likeness to its, erm… source material.
But it’s still a far cry from what the professionals can do. Support your favourite dildo-makers, people!
Verdict
This whole experience was messy, awkward, and absolutely hilarious. You’ll need a good sense of humour if you want to make a Clone a Willy, but we had tonnes of fun making ours and writing this review!
Because why not, that’s why. Today we’re looking at Lovehoney’s new glow in the dark dildo (described in the product copy as a “dazzling disco stick,” which I find hilariously charming.)
Lovehoney Glow in the Dark Dildo: Details
This clear silicone dildo has a strip of blue glow in the dark material inside (it also comes in pink, if that’s more your colour.) It is semi-realistic in design, with a veined shaft, prominent head, and balls at the base. The total length is 7.5″, the insertable length is 5.5″, and the straight shaft is 1.5″ in diameter.
This translucent silicone is something I don’t see very often. At first glance, it looks a bit like some of the jelly toys I’ve seen over the years, but it’s definitely made of body-safe silicone.
The glow-in-the-dark dildo features a suction cup, allowing you to affix it to any firm, flat surface for hands-free use. The suction cup is impressively strong and stays put well. This dildo will fit nicely in many strap-on harnesses (you’ll need a 1.5″ O-ring.) Thanks to the balls and suction cup base, it’s also safe for anal play.
Does the Glow in the Dark Dildo Actually Glow?
Yep!
It does, and it’s impressively bright. The instructions say to keep the dildo in the light for a short while before taking it into a dark space. I sat it next to my daylight lamp for 15 minutes, before taking it into my darkened bedroom to see the glow.
Here’s the result:
It is very difficult to get a good picture of something in the dark!
In Use
The glowing is a fun touch and makes this toy a bit different from all the millions of other great silicone dildos out there. But how does it fare in use?
Fortunately, the Lovehoney glow in the dark dildo isn’t all gimmick and no substance. It is also perfectly functional basic dildo that’s fun and pleasurable to use. The shaft is very flexible, making it easy to angle. It’s soft, squishy, and not too girthy.
Some reviewers have reported finding the veins pleasurable, but the inside of my vagina isn’t really sensitive enough to notice them. What does feel great is the pronounced, realistic head, which is ideal for targeting the G-spot. The shape is a little straighter than I would prefer, but it’s flexible enough to not be too much of a problem.
Bonus: the balls make a convenient handle for thrusting purposes!
One thing to be aware of is that the silicone is very matte in texture and therefore feels quite “grabby”. You’ll want to use plenty of lube for comfort.
Verdict
This is a decent quality silicone dildo at a great price! It retails for £26.99 from Lovehoney UK or $34.99 from Lovehoney US. If you’re after a functional all-rounder, the glow in the dark dildo is a fun, whimsical, and affordable option.
Thanks to Lovehoney for sending me this product to review! Views are, as always, my own. Affiliate links appear in this post.
I’ve got another review for you from the Lovehoney Desirerange today: the Desire Bullet Vibrator. I first looked at this range in the early days of this blog, and I’m curious to see if my perspective has changed at all.
Desire Bullet Vibrator: Details
The Lovehoney Desire Luxury Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator is a classic vibe in the traditional bullet shape, tapering to a soft point at the tip:
The Desire Bullet measures a petite 3″ in total length. It is fully waterproof and rechargeable, with a two hour charge giving around an hour of runtime on full power. It also comes with a faux leather storage pouch with a hole for the charging cable.
This rigid Lovehoney bullet vibrator is coated in smooth, body-safe silicone in deep purple and stamped with the Lovehoney insignia.
Lovehoney Desire Bullet Vibrator: Controls
The Desire Bullet operates via a single button situated on the base of the toy. Just press once to switch it on, press repeatedly to cycle through the speeds and patterns, and hold it down for two seconds to switch the toy off.
The button is raised, making it easy to feel and press without needing to look, and easy to press. I do wish it came with increase/decrease controls. This isn’t a cheap toy, and only being able to scroll through settings in one direction is pretty annoying.
In Use
The simple bullet shape is a classic for a reason, and offers some versatility in use. You can lay it flat against your vulva for a broader sensation, or use the tip for pinpoint clitoral stimulation. The silicone is silky soft and feels lovely, and is a change from the hard plastic of my usual go-to bullet.
The Lovehoney Desire bullet vibrator is super light, making it a good option if heavy or bulky toys are challenging for you. It’s also pretty quiet.
Power-wise, the Lovehoney Desire bullet vibrator is… fine. It starts out at a low rumble, which is good for getting warmed up, but the vibrations get pretty buzzy. I can get off with the top setting, but it’s a slow and kinda frustrating process.
The Lovehoney Desire bullet vibrator has three constant speeds and a slightly bonkers seventeen patterns (some of which are very similar to one another. There are only so many variations on bzzz bzzz BZZZZZ in existence!)
The plus side is that this makes it pretty versatile for a bullet, which you’d expect when paying almost £50 for a toy. The downside is that it takes forever to scroll through them all (that damn one button interface again!) Also most of them are bad. More constant speeds would have been better.
Verdict
I’ve had mixed experiences with the Lovehoney Desire range. These products are beautifully designed, but haven’t always been powerful enough for me. Unfortunately, I have to say the same about the Desire Bullet.
A good quality and body-safe bullet vibe is a great addition to any toybag, but I don’t think this is the best one out there. At £64.99/$74.99, it’s pretty overpriced.
The Pillow Talk Sassy has been on my “want to review” list forever. Thanks to Self & More, a women-owned sex shop (update: which has since sadly closed) I’ve managed to get hold of one. Let’s go!
Pillow Talk Sassy: Details
The Pillow Talk Sassy a curved vibrator with a bulbous head, made of body-safe silicone. It measures 7.5″ long with an insertable length of 5″ and a diameter of 1.5″ at the widest post. It is splashproof (not fully waterproof) and USB rechargeable. A full charge gave me around 2 hours of runtime.
The Sassy came attractively packaged in a white, clear front box. Included with the toy, there was a charging cable, a satin storage pouch, and a little cleaning brush to help you clean in those tricky grooves and ridges.
Pillow Talk Sassy Review: What I Liked
Let’s start with what I liked about the Pillow Talk Sassy, because there’s a lot.
One of the things that immediately drew me to the Sassy was the gorgeous mint green colour. Its button is also decorated with a little crystal, which is unnecessary but fun for those of us who like sparkly things.
It provides deep, rumbly vibrations at all power levels, and the Powerbullet motor packs an impressive punch.
The shape! The intense curve of the last couple of inches makes it ideal for both precision G-spot stimulation and for semi-pinpoint clitoral use.
The Pillow Talk Sassy’s shaft is somewhat flexible. This makes it a little more gentle and less intense than very rigid toys.
The single button (located on the base) is large and easy to press.
Instead of having to press the button repeatedly, you hold it down and the power increases smoothly until you release it. To give you an idea of how many intensity levels the Sassy offers, it took nine seconds to get to full power once switched on.
No patterns! (I hate patterns. Everyone hates patterns. I’m glad a toy manufacturer finally got the memo.)
It has a travel lock.
The cushioned, textured handle feels dreamy to hold.
Anything I Didn’t Like?
The Pillow Talk Sassy’s one-button interface isn’t ideal since you can’t turn the intensity back down without turning the toy off and starting again. It’s also a little loud.
Though, as mentioned above, I like the flexible shaft for internal use, it does make it a little difficult to get the amount of clitoral pressure I sometimes prefer for external use.
Verdict
The Pillow Talk Sassy is an awesome all-rounder. It takes a simple premise—a powerful, rumbly vibrator with a curve just made for G-spot pleasure—and it does it damn well. It’s also pleasingly prett, has simple and intuitive controls, and retails for half the price of many toys that are less good.
Lovense Domi 2 review update/disclaimer 2025: Lovense has come under fire for significant security breaches in the last few months, including allegedly exposing users’ email addresses in the supposedly-anonymous app. Though the company claims to have fixed the problem, this is part of a pattern of worrying privacy concerns when it comes to app-controlled sex toys in general. Do with this information what you choose, but it has made me extremely hesitant about using toy apps personally. I have updated my Lovense reviews to include this information upfront to allow you to make an informed choice.
I recently reviewed the Lovense Lush and was generally underwhelmed. However, the Lovense team reached out and suggested a different product I might get on better with. That’s how I’m bringing you today’s review of the Lovense Domi 2.
Lovense Domi 2: Details
The Lovense Domi 2 is an app-controlled mini wand vibrator. (I’m using the term “mini” loosely here. It’s not small, it’s just smaller than a typical wand.) It measures 9.5″ in total length, with a plastic body and a head coated in body-safe silicone. The Domi 2 is black with a silver band towards the top of the handle:
The Domi 2 is splashproof but not fully waterproof. It is USB rechargeable, with a 2 hour charge giving around 2 hours of runtime.
Lovense Domi 2 Review: App Functionality
To varying degrees, Lovense toys really come into their own with the Lovense app. Some are really not worth the money without the app, though (as we’ll see) I don’t think the Domi 2 falls into that category.
The Lovense Remote app is free to download for either iOS or Android. There’s also a Mac version and a Windows PC version. You’ll need a special Lovense USB Bluetooth Adaptor if you want to use the latter.
When I reviewed the Lush, I noted that it was clearly a toy designed with app-first usage in mind. Without the app, its user interface is rather limited. The Domi 2, however, is a great product in and of itself. The app just adds some extra bonus features. That’s how it should be, in my view. Not everyone wants to hold their phone while they’re getting off!
I rarely use sex toy apps in real world settings, but I wanted to test the Domi 2 with the app to make this review more thorough. The toy connected instantly and the connection was steady and consistent.
Once you’ve connected your toy, you’ll find several fun options:
The “Remote” control panel allows you to change the vibration speed with a simple finger swipe. You can also use the “loop” feature to create your own patterns.
In “My Patterns,” you can find pre-installed vibration patterns. This is also where you can create and save your own custom settings.
“Alarm” lets you schedule the toy to start vibrating at a specific time. This has significantly fewer applications with a toy like a wand as opposed to an insertable, but I’m sure some creative kinksters could come up with at least a few fun ways to use it.
“Sound” makes the toy respond to nearby sounds such as talking, music, and so on. Fair warning: it’s very very responsive. On the higher sensitivity setting, it was picking up the faint sound of my partner talking on the phone at the other end of the house.
“Music” syncs the vibrations along with music files uploaded to your device, or linked through a streaming service like Spotify.
In a long distance relationship or currently apart from your partner? Use the “Long Distance” area in the app to hand over control to your partner from anywhere.
Without the app, the Domi 2 features a simple 3-button interface to change the speeds and flick through the pre-installed patterns.
Camming Compatibility
All Lovense toys share a unique feature: embedded connectivity with online camming sites. If you perform on sites such as Chaturbate, MyFreeCams, Manyvids, or many others, you can hook up your Domi 2 and create tip-based responses. This lets your fans “control” your vibe based on the tips they send you.
If you wish, you can also hand over control for a limited time using a control link lasting anything from a few seconds up to an hour. Every link is one-use and will expire if not used within 30 minutes. You can end the session any time by pressing “back” on the app.
As I’m not a cam performer, I have not tested this functionality myself. However, reviews from folks in this industry are generally pretty. positive.
The Domi 2, though? I cannot believe the power this thing is packing. It’s not only powerful, it’s also one of the most rumbly toys I’ve ever used. Its vibrations are so deep that my entire internal clit gets stimulated from just pressing the toy into the side of my vulva or the top of my pubic mound.
Verdict
I don’t really understand why the Lush is Lovense’s flagship product when the Domi is so clearly the superior toy in so many ways. Its design is better, its motor is better, its functionality is better… oh, and it’s designed for the kind of stimulation that actually gets most people with vulvas off.
The Lovense Domi 2 retails for prices starting from £89/$119. It is available from Lovehoney UK, Lovehoney US, Good Vibes, Babeland, and Shevibe as well as directly from Lovense. Lovense also offers attachments for both penises and vulvas, which you can buy with the Domi 2 in a bundle or separately.
Thanks to Lovense for sending me the Domi 2 to review. All views, as always, are my own. Affiliate links appear within this post.
It’s been a while since I did a Lovehoney Happy Rabbit toy review! I loved the Thrusting Rabbit, which I tried way back when the range first launched, so I was only too happy to give the Happy Rabbit Realistic a go.
Happy Rabbit Realistic: Details
The Happy Rabbit Realistic is a black rabbit-style toy. It is made of black and slightly squishy body-safe silicone. This latest iteration is a redesign of the original Realistic Happy Rabbit, based on customer feedback. The new design features a more pronounced head and thicker, firmer “bunny ears” for clitoral stimulation.
Lovehoney describes the Happy Rabbit Realistic as a toy that is “non-threatening [in] size” which… lol. Obviously these things are all relative, but the first thing I thought when I took this toy out of its packaging was, “yikes, it’s huge.” It measures 10″ in total length and 6″ in insertable length, with a diameter of 1.7″ at the widest point.
This toy is rechargeable via the included cable, and fully waterproof for bath/shower play and ease of cleaning. It also features a travel lock.
The Happy Rabbit Realistic contains two motors, one in the shaft and one in the ears. You can control them both completely independently via the simple two-button interface.
The top button allows you to scroll (in either direction, yay!) through the 15 patterns in the shaft, while the bottom button switches between the three speed settings in the ears. The bottom button is easy to press, while the top one requires you to be a bit more firm with it.
Happy Rabbit Realistic Toy Review: In Use
There are two things I need to use this toy comfortably: a decent amount of warm-up and a lot of lube. Its size means it’s definitely not a “get off quickly in two minutes” toy.
The silicone of the main shaft is lovely and squishy, making the toy comfortable once it’s inserted. The shaft also has a good deal of flex, which is ideal for angling it just right. All our bodies are different, and the right positioning for me won’t be the right positioning for you. The flexibility makes this toy friendly to a wider range of bodies.
I love the pronounced shape of the head, which mimics a circumcised bio cock (hence “realistic.”) The Happy Rabbit Realistic’s shape is pretty perfect for G-spot stimulation for me, especially coupled with the toy’s flexible shaft.
Since I don’t like vibrations internally, I tend to leave the motor in the shaft switched off and just enjoy the combination of G-spot pressure and clitoral vibrations. The separate motors and separate controls make it easy to do this.
When it comes to power, the Happy Rabbit Realistic delivers. Those little bunny ears pack a serious punch, starting from a low rumble and rising to an impressive intensity. Since the two ears are flexible, you can position them however you like: directly on your clit, to one side, over the hood, or surrounding and “hugging” it.
Verdict
I’m again impressed with the Happy Rabbit toy line. All the products are body-safe and powerful. This one, in particular, also has that excellent shaft design.
Lovense Lush 2 toy review update/disclaimer 2025: Lovense has come under fire for significant security breaches in the last few months, including allegedly exposing users’ email addresses in the supposedly-anonymous app. Though the company claims to have fixed the problem, this is part of a pattern of worrying privacy concerns when it comes to app-controlled sex toys in general. Do with this information what you choose, but it has made me extremely hesitant about using toy apps personally. I have updated my Lovense reviews to include this information to allow you to make an informed choice.
Update 23/04/25: the Lovense Lush 2 has now been replaced by newer products, the Lush 3 and Lush 4. I have left this Lovense Lush 2 review up for reference but have yet to test the new products in the Lush range.
To say I was excited to finally get to write a Lovense Lush 2 review would be an understatement. Lovense toys have a reputation that precedes them, and I’ve never been able to get one for review before.
So let’s dive in and find out what I thought of the famed Lush 2, shall we?
Lovense Lush 2: Details
The Lush 2 by Lovense is a rechargeable, app-controlled insertable vibrator. It measures 8″ in length and 3.5″ in insertable length. The rest is a long, flexible tail. The Lush 2 is made of body-safe silicone in an extremely bright shade of pink.
The Lush 2 is described as a “love egg” vibrator, but the main body isn’t really quite egg shaped. Instead it has a bulge on one side, which I guess is supposed to hit the G-spot. The body and tail shape kinda makes me think of a sperm! Here’s what it looks like:
On my body, the main head of the toy really isn’t long enough or the right shape to hit my G-spot with any degree of precision. Given this and the that I’m not a big fan of internal vibrations, I was more inclined to use it as a clitoral vibrator.
This toy is fully waterproof, and rechargeable via a USB cable (you get around 2.5 hours of use for a 2 hour charge).
Lovense Lush 2 Review: App Functionality
Perhaps the biggest appeal of Lovense’s toys is their superior app functionality. After testing my Lush 2 with the Lovense app, I can confirm that it’s by far the best sex toy remote control app I’ve ever used.
This is absolutely a toy that was designed with app-first usage in mind. Without the app, the interface is a single button (located on the end of the tail) that you use to scroll one way through the three constant vibration speeds and four inbuilt patterns.
The Lovense Remote app is free to download and compatible with iOS 9.0 and later, and Android 4.3 and later. There’s also a Mac version, and a Windows PC version (though you need a special Lovense USB Bluetooth Adaptor for the latter).
You’ll need to set up a free account to use the app, which takes a couple of minutes. Then you switch on your Bluetooth and click the link symbol in the top right corner to connect your toy. Unlike other app-based toys I’ve used, my Lush 2 connected in a couple of seconds. The connection is steady and reliable.
Once you’ve connected your toy to the app, you have a number of different options. You can use the “Remote” control panel to change the vibration speed with the swipe of a finger, or create your own repeating pattern using the “loop” feature. In “My Patterns,” you can find the pre-installed vibration patterns and also create and save your own.
The other cool app options include:
“Alarm”, wherein you can schedule the toy to start vibrating at a specific time. (Yes I tested it, and yes it works). I mean, the idea of waking up with this thing buzzing away inside me is not my idea of fun, but some people might enjoy it!
“Sound” makes the toy sound-responsive. You can talk at it, play music, or even just tap gently on something nearby and the Lush 2 will vibrate in time with it. It’s EXTREMELY responsive – at the top sensitivity setting, it was picking up traffic noise from the end of my street and responding to that. So you might want to turn the sensitivity level down a bit. This function has some particularly interesting D/s potential. I have to admit the idea of a Dom making my vibe react with just their voice is hot as fuck. You could even watch porn and sync the toy with the performers’ sounds!
“Music”, which allows you to sync the vibrations along with music. You can use music files uploaded to your device, or link your app with streaming services like Spotify.
Lovense Lush Toy Review: Long Distance Functionality
You can hand over control of your Lovense Lush 2 to your partner using the “Long Distance” tab. For privacy reasons, you can’t search by email address, so your partner will need to set up an account so you can add one another by username.
Again, the connectivity is quick and simple, and remains steady as long as you both have Bluetooth and a stable internet connection.
You can also create a limited-time “control link”, allowing you to hand over control for a specified amount of time from a few seconds up to 60 minutes. Every link is unique, for one-time use only, and expires if not used within 30 minutes. You can end the session any time by simply pressing “back” on the app.
Lovense provides a useful how-to guide to help you set up.
Cam Site Connection
The Lovense Lush 2 boasts the ability to connect with cam sites, which I haven’t seen from any other sex toy companies. Cam models and performers can sync any Lush toy with numerous cam sites including Chaturbate, Manyvids, MyFreeCams, and more. You can then create tip-based responses, allowing your fans to “control” your vibe by tipping you.
Of course, it’s also possible to hand over control to your high tippers using the control link function mentioned above.
As I’m not a cam performer, I have not tested this functionality myself. However, I have seen clips of performers using it, and read reviews that are generally very positive about it.
Power
Sadly, what the Lovense Lush 2 has in app functionality and innovation, it lacks in power. As soon as I switched it on in my hand, I was unimpressed. I hoped it might feel better once I was warmed up and using it on my vulva, but alas I remained underwhelmed.
The Lovense Lush 2’s vibrations aren’t exactly terrible, but they’re just… not good. They’re fairly buzzy and, even on the highest setting, nowhere near powerful enough to justify this toy’s price tag.
I’m sad to report that this toy didn’t get me off. After multiple attempts, I had to reach for a trusty wand to finish the job.
Lovense Lush 2 Review: Final Thoughts
I can only recommend this toy if you’re after app functionality or long-distance capability and if you don’t need very powerful vibrations. The Lovense Lush 2’s app is great, and the tip connectivity option for adult performers is genuinely cool and unique.
Unfortunately, its power level really lets the Lovense Lush 2 down. For a toy at this price point, a nifty app isn’t enough. I expect it to actually be powerful to get me off. Which, frankly, is a low bar for a supposedly high-end toy to meet.
Without the cool app features, all you have is an overpriced vibrator with a mediocre motor.
Thanks to Lovehoney for sending me the Lovense Lush 2 toy to test and review! All opinions are, as always, my own. Affiliate links appear in this post.
